-> "JB Thinks It's Dumb"
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"JB Thinks It's Dumb"
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The more things get orange, the stretchier they'll be,
Whatever you do, don't show this info to JB,
Though to orange soda bottles many things will become,
He might not like the morphing and really just because...
He'll say Chorus-it's dumb 3x
Despite of it
But it's for Nesbitt's
Nesbitt's Orange Soda is a delicacy,
A smooshy rug swallowed a container in a squeeze,
Then a fat dog slurped up all the mess,
A thirsty hydrant grabbed the canine in the stress.
But JB say Chorus
As well as this campaign
His only complaint
Bottle: Listen JB, there's nothing to see here, we're just working on new ideas for the ad project.
JB: Actually what I'm seeing isn't so bad, all those living things becoming stretchy bottles of orange pop seems like your best work finally.
Bottle: Wow, sir you really like it? You don't think it's...you know.
JB: Of course I do, I think everything's dumb.
Bottle: Like this blonde woman's chest sinking & her neck elongating and getting see through?
Bottle: Or that bird in the top hat surfing on an ice cube with the Nesbitt's logo growing on his stomach?
Bottle: Or that much younger girl sprouting a glass nozzle out of her head?
Anyone will turn into anything for a glorious pop,
Once you become a toon bottle, you might not wanna stop,
Even a mutating target is one pinball machine,
Please don't tell JB, he's really kinda mean...
When he says Chorus
Look at all that orange
We'll all fit through without breaking a door hinge.
Is JB never impressed, I think so.
Will we get a lot of oranges pressed, I think so.
Did this ad make a big mess, I think so.
Enjoy some nesbitt's orange soda today.
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