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Song Parodies -> "Captain Pollution"

Original Song Title:

"Captain Planet"

Original Performer:

The people who made the captain planet theme song

Parody Song Title:

"Captain Pollution"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

[Duke Nukem]:Super Radition!
[Skumm]:Toxic Waste!
[Dr. Blight]:Hate!
[All five]:"Go Pollution!"

[Captain Pollution]:"By your powers combined,I am Captain Pollution!"

Captain Pollution he's a zero
Who wants to defeat our hero
He's their powers horrified
And he's fighting on Eco Villains' side
Captain Pollution he's a zero
Captain Planet's still our hero
Earth pollution made us surrender
Pollution's a toxic offender

[Captain Planet]:I'm going to beat you,Captain Pollution!

We're the Eco Villains
Wanna be one too?
Polluting your planet is our thing to do!
Saving your planet? We say "no way"!
Captain Pollution wants to say

[Captain Pollution]:The pollution power is yours!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 21

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Diddims - February 26, 2006 - Report this comment
This was clever, but terribly depressing for me.
Joe - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
The environment is terrible. We need to fix it.

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