Song Parodies -> Captain Racist
| Original Song Title: | "Captain Planet" |
| Original Performer: | The people who made the captain planet theme song |
| Parody Song Title: | "Captain Racist" |
| Parody Written by: | Aquablackmage |
I dont know who made the song
"BLACK!"
"HOMO!"
"MEXICAN!"
"ASIAN!"
"CRIPPLE!"
"Go Racist!"
"By the people you hate combined, I am Captain Racist!"
Captain Racist, he's our hero
Gonna take immigration down to zero
He's our hatred magnified
And he's fighting on the racist's side
Captain Racist, he's our hero
Gonna take immigration down to zero
Gonna help him put asunder
Black guys who like to loot and plunder
"I'll bust a cap in yo ass, Captain Racist!"
We're the KKK
You can be one too
'Cause racially cleansing is the thing to do!
Tolerance and acceptance is not the way
Hear what Captain Racist has to say!
"White Power is Yours!"
"HOMO!"
"MEXICAN!"
"ASIAN!"
"CRIPPLE!"
"Go Racist!"
"By the people you hate combined, I am Captain Racist!"
Captain Racist, he's our hero
Gonna take immigration down to zero
He's our hatred magnified
And he's fighting on the racist's side
Captain Racist, he's our hero
Gonna take immigration down to zero
Gonna help him put asunder
Black guys who like to loot and plunder
"I'll bust a cap in yo ass, Captain Racist!"
We're the KKK
You can be one too
'Cause racially cleansing is the thing to do!
Tolerance and acceptance is not the way
Hear what Captain Racist has to say!
"White Power is Yours!"
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JMJ Why do you single out white people for being racist? Racism comes in all colors, my friend, and it's wrong every time.
Sad but true. It is a bit funny in a mean-spirited way, but all of the humor is just gone. Racism is prevelent everywhere, it's just that whites have not been so quiet about it. Even so, everyone's racist a little bit, despite that it's wrong.
I love the begininng words "BLACK", "HOMO" ect.
I'm not a racist before anyone jumps anywhere. I am a liberal person if anyone asks. I just was thinking one day of making a parody of Captain Planet outro song. The show needed to be made fun of somehow, and so Captain Racist is born. I just picked a major racist group too- the KKK.
I thought it was funny as hell and am black too also you forgot about Jews
I could have included Jews... and should have.... I might consider revising it with Jews in it...
You guys are so IMMATURE.
That was so horrible! I am a Hispanic and I love the cultural variety that America has to offer. Ethnic diversity is what makes our country great. Does "E Pluribus Unum" ring a bell? Your song is very disgusting!!! Besides, without Asians coming to America, you wouldn't be enjoying any Chinese food. So stop it with your bigotry!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Well, I see the whiny comments on this, and I think people need to not be so easily offended. Man, I hate prudes over any other people... they act like they are above some "lower" forms of comedy. They don't realize that they are trying to say that they are better than people, which is what all racism and bigotry is, just a bunch of people acting like they are better than everyone else. I didn't mean to offend; I just wanted to poke fun at racism... People need to learn not to get so ticked off... sheesh!
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