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Song Parodies -> "Pretty Gay (For A Black Guy)"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Pretty Gay (For A Black Guy)"

Parody Written by:

Ato

The Lyrics

I wrote this as a joke! I am not trying to be rude or racist or discriminatory of anyone here. So please laugh with (or at) this and enjoy. I'm sorry if I've offended anyone with this song. Oh, and I do know that they counting has been changed from Spanish to French, I did that on purpose 'cause I know more gay guys who speak French than Spanish.
Give it to me baby, uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me baby, uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me baby, uh-huh uh-huh
And all the girlies say I’m pretty gay
For a black guy

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, cinq, six

You know it’s kinda hard, just
To get along today
My subject isn’t cool
But I don’t fake it anyway
You may not have a clue
And I’ve definitely got style
He’s everything I want
I wear make up and agile

So don’t debate, I’m not straight
I know you really don’t get it anyway
I’m gonna play my field
And keep it real
For her no way, for him yes way
So if you don’t judge, just try to understand
At least I’ll know I can always be in Francisco
The world needs feminines
So (hey! hey!) do that same sex thing!

Give it to me baby, uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me baby, uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me baby, uh-huh uh-huh
And all the girlies say I’m pretty gay
For a black guy

I need some cool dudes
Not just any will suffice
But he didn’t have merlot
So I found you at the bar
Now cruising on my Moped
I see queers as I pass
But if I look twice
They’re gonna kiss my pretty ass

So don’t debate, I’m not straight
I know you really don’t get it anyway
I’m gonna play his field
And keep it real
For her no way, for him yes way
So if you don’t judge, just try to understand
At least I’ll know I can always be in Francisco
The world loves feminines
So (hey! hey!) do that same sex thing!

Now I’m getting a facial
Yeah, I’m gettin’ pores cleaned
I asked for Body Butter, but they put on Lubriderm
Friends say I’m lookin’ too good
And I’m almost a girl
But in my own words
I’m the silk in the closet

Give it to me baby, uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me baby, uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me baby, uh-huh uh-huh
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, cinq, six

So don’t debate, I’m not straight
I know you really don’t get it anyway
I’m gonna play my field
And keep it real
For her no way, for him yes way
So if you don’t judge, just try to understand
At least I’ll know I can always be in Francisco
The world needs feminines
Oh the world loves lesbians
So let’s get some more pansies, yeah
And (hey! hey!) do that same sex thing!

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Pacing: 2.2
How Funny: 1.4
Overall Rating: 1.4

Total Votes: 5

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Kristof Robertson - August 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Whether or not it's "rude or racist or discriminatory" is besides the point, Ato...it's just not very good. Your rhyming is very poor, and the pacing's mediocre at best.
Sometimes it just doesn't make sense; " I wear make up and agile" ??? And you've used every predictable gay stereotype available:
Wears make up? check
Lives in SF? Check
Almost a girl? Check
And so on and so on...yawn

It's not funny, it's not clever...it's pretty juvenile. 322
Agrimorfee - August 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Kristof is right...you obviously don't know enough about this subject to do something funny with it. 311
Red Ant - August 28, 2007 - Report this comment
I think "agile" was supposed to be "argyle". 322 seems about right for this. Good points, Kristof.
AKeisha - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
well f*ck all of you, i think this is great. i don't think ato deserved you all to be so harsh. so good going ato!
Below Average Dave - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
With all due respect AKeisha, I can't see how anyone would find this funny. Gay can be funny when done correctly, but I'm sorry---it's just this mindset is kinda outdated, and laughing at something that refers to homosexuality as the opposite of normal. . .I mean what is normal? We are all normal to us--and none of us are normal compared to anyone else's view of normal, While I've read far worse on this topic as far as being deragatory, simply saying one does not dislike gays doesn't excuse going and bashing them, or black people for that matter (which I really don't get in this song, Pretty Gay for a Black Guy--sorry I'm just being honest)

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