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Song Parodies -> "You Made Stew Into Bomb"

Original Song Title:

"Why Don't You Get A Job?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"You Made Stew Into Bomb"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

A tribute to the Below Average Dave, who's tales of epic disasters in the kitchen sparked my imagination.
My friend's in the kitchen
Though it's not his niche
If offers you food say, "Nay"
Pork stuffed in ham stuffed in beef's main dish
Wasn't bad till I bit clay

He fixed up a bass
In one I found a cell phone
Must have dropped it when he made a fillet
He topped steak with Cheetoes and some whipped cream foam
Sheesh, My friend
What did you make?

I won't eat
I won't eat it
No, no, no way
Dude, You made my stew into bomb
I won't eat
I won't eat it
No, no, no way
Dude, I need to puke in the john

He blasted a bunny on the side of the road
He served it with peppers and whey
It sure tasted funny, like a stir fried toad
The last time I will eat decay

I won't eat
I won't eat it
No, no, no way
Dude, you made brew into blob
I won't eat
I won't eat it
No, no, no way
Dude, don't you quit your day job

I confess, I get queasy eating buddy's meatballs
Oh… Yech!
He thinks that it's nice local dumps give you free… Toxic waste

(I'm telling you from an E.R bed now)

My friend fed his girlfriend
And, duh, she got sick
(Oh yuck!)
Never eat eggs laid by fleas
When the clock stuck midnight she let out a moan
Eek! My friend…
Made a zombie!!!

Please don't cook
Please don't cook it
No, no, no way
Yikes! Dude, that cow heart still throbs
Please don't cook
Please don't cook it
No, no, no way
I'd much rather chew cotton swabs

No you shouldn't add honey to make it less gray
Gross Dude! Was that corn on the cob?
I won't eat
I won't eat
No, no, no way
Dude, don't you quit your day joooooooooooooob


Hey, You're someone fast food joints might employ
Josh2....... You still need to do "Sweet Transvestite" buddy

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 16

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alvin rhodes - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment
disturbingly funny...especially the "still throbbing cow" bit
Jack Wilson - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment
That was hilarious, 5s. Now do Pretty Dry For a Cook Guy
Below Average Dave - March 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for not mentioning the "Spoon Grilled Cheese" accident or the Flameon Ramen. . .oopsy oopsy oopsy
wannabemustangjockey - April 09, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Mmm, gooey....wait. Quick, call the health department! There's some funny business going on here...
Agrimorfee - April 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Pretty gross, stuff, dude. How do you know what fried toad tastes like, though? ;) If he was a cannibal, you could write how he "made Stu out of Tom". Anyway, 555.
Max Power - April 09, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - 555 star
Yoidy - April 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice conglomerate of food there!
The Charnstar - April 14, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Sounds like when my mum cooks, 5-5-5
Chris Frederick - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Very nice. Low-carb dieters will love the pork/beef/ham/clay dish. On my first read/listen, I was a little skeptical about some of the pacing, but I tried again and see how it could work.
Johnny D - April 21, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) When it comes to bad taste you have good taste! 555!
Peter Andersson - April 22, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Now there's a recipe for a parody.
bobpiecheese - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Delicious!
Jason - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Tastefully tasty.
Michael McVey - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I think the place is called the Road Kill Cafe. This parody was completely tasteless and still very funny!
stuart mcarthur - April 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) only a vivid imagination could come up with so many vivid food conglomerations Matthias - and I liked the ER bed development - 555
Kristof Robertson - April 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Yeeerrkkk! Good fun, Matty....but please don't invite me to dinner. 555
Mikey Squirrel - April 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Very Interesting, but I think I'll skip the dessert menu, thanks. :) Good job, Matthias!
Below Average Dave - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Yeah, I've read this one already ;)
Wolverine - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I've often wondered what BAD is Below Average in. Now I know (and knowing is half the battle). Give 555's to great parodies, and stay away from fondue night at the Dave household.
Jack Wilson - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
See above!
Tim Mayfield - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I guess when he is told to toss the salad he doesn't think it's too old to serve...
Agrimorfee - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) like, you know...
Johnny D - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Rick C - June 03, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-Y) Funny parody but, it made me hungry for more. 555
stuart mcarthur - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3Y) see above - and BADave should be proud to have inspired something like this - despite all other consequences ;-)
Michael McVey - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Same as above.
Arwen - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
If not yummy...it's at least funny...=)
Mikey Squirrel - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC- See above comment. Still skipping dessert. :)

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