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Song Parodies -> "Why Did We Get This Dog"

Original Song Title:

"Why Don't You Get A Job"

Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Why Did We Get This Dog"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

mans best friend ???filet is pronounced filay
my friends gotta greyhound
and berates that bitch
for yapping every day
he says "man this dog is gettin so dam thick !"
it is cursed,blind or gay

won't sit when she's asked
he barks commands, "get the bone"
he paid good money, stupid old stray
but this dog is a zero, lips are starting to foam
mans best friend
has gone astray

it won't play,it won't play ya, just lays
nana why did we get this dog?
gonna spay,gonna spay ya,filet
nana when will you get a club?

i guess it's quite funny,with this ugly old scruff
to keep him he'll protect us all day
i guess little bunny,will be nothin but fluff
cause this curs got extensive taste

feet of clay,feet of clay ya, all day
mama why's this dog such a slob?
tail will sway,tail will sway ya,all day
mama "why don't you shut your gob!"

well i guess it's quite sleazy,lickin nothing but balls,oh yeah
but hey man he hides while he's lickin shlong - nut sorbet

let me help you all to understand now!

my dog's such a butt-end man always washing his dick
he's grazing everyday
he looks like dinero when he's carved in stone
the wrong end
is his buffet

balls will sway,balls will sway ya,just sway
papa why don't you shot the dog
miss the tray,miss the tray ya,all spray
papa don't do that to the dog !

it's brown and it's runny
all over the place

nana why are you such a nob
stay a-way,stay a-way ya,ok
mama why don't you get a hog !

hey that's such a great song from tomario

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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Matthias - February 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Normally I would oppose the bad language, but since it's Offspring it works!
Michael E Cormier - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny song. 555
Smoshette - February 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Haha Aaawesome lyrics~!
Matthias - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) See above boy! Come on see above!!! See above you stupid dog...
Agrimorfee - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) You lost me in a lot of this one, Tomario. Sorry.
Below Average Dave - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) Well--sounds like a pretty lame dog to me too. . .I found an original to this on YouTube that features Luigi and Toad singing this song about Mario and Peach--so I had to review the song several times because I found the video entertaining too.
bobpiecheese - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) I wouldn't want THAT dog! Instead of "play dead" you'd say "be dead". Awesome job!
Michael McVey - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment
OK, everyone duck for a entry: this one was dog-gone funny.----MM
Cat - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) "lickin shlong - nut sorbet"...only you could come up with a line such as that, Tomario! Crazy fun here.
Jack Wilson - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved it,5s
Ethan Mawyer - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) um...gotta echo agri here, since this was a bit too bizarre for my tastes.

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