my friends gotta greyhound
and berates that bitch
for yapping every day
he says "man this dog is gettin so dam thick !"
it is cursed,blind or gay

won't sit when she's asked
he barks commands, "get the bone"
he paid good money, stupid old stray
but this dog is a zero, lips are starting to foam
mans best friend
has gone astray

it won't play,it won't play ya, just lays
nana why did we get this dog?
gonna spay,gonna spay ya,filet
nana when will you get a club?

i guess it's quite funny,with this ugly old scruff
to keep him he'll protect us all day
i guess little bunny,will be nothin but fluff
cause this curs got extensive taste

feet of clay,feet of clay ya, all day
mama why's this dog such a slob?
tail will sway,tail will sway ya,all day
mama "why don't you shut your gob!"

well i guess it's quite sleazy,lickin nothing but balls,oh yeah
but hey man he hides while he's lickin shlong - nut sorbet

let me help you all to understand now!

my dog's such a butt-end man always washing his dick
he's grazing everyday
he looks like dinero when he's carved in stone
the wrong end
is his buffet

balls will sway,balls will sway ya,just sway
papa why don't you shot the dog
miss the tray,miss the tray ya,all spray
papa don't do that to the dog !

it's brown and it's runny
all over the place

nana why are you such a nob
stay a-way,stay a-way ya,ok
mama why don't you get a hog !

hey that's such a great song from tomario