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Song Parodies -> "Pretty Fly (For a Fat Guy)"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Pretty Fly (For a Fat Guy)"

Parody Written by:

Matt AT

The Lyrics

Hunger eating greedy glutton

Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh
And dieticians say I'm pretty fly for a fat guy!

Macaronni cheese, pizza, lovely, lovely choc!

(Verse 1)*
You know it's kinda hard just to make this diet last,
Yeah I even got kicked out of my Weightwatchers class
I may not be slim though, I wanna lose weight fast,
But I'm always eating junk food til I'm in the tense of past!

(Chorus)
So don't inflate, lose some weight
You know you shouldn't even eat that anyway
Need a healthy meal, my pounds should peel
I need to lose some weight, must lose some weight
Yeah my buckles break; I coz the ground to shake!
At least I know I can always empty out a lake!
The world needs obesity
Hey, hey, supersize me now!

Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh
And dieticians say I'm pretty fly for a fat guy!

He needs to lose some pounds just to stop him looking round
But they didn't have liposuction so I was disembowelled
Now cruising down the street, I see shops with tempting treats,
But if I looks twice, I'm gonna eat the freaking sweets!
(Chorus)

(Verse 3)
Now he's piling on the pounds yeah, he's getting quite big
He asked to join with slimfast which sounds quite legit,
Friends say he's trying too hard and that he's just too fat
Coz when he sat down he, he caused the chair to crack!

Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh

Macaronni cheese, pizza, lovely, lovely choc!

(Chorus)
So don't inflate, lose some weight
You know you shouldn't even eat that anyway
Gonna eat my meal, my pounds should peel
For I know a way, for I know a way
Yeah my buckles break; I even coz the ground to shake!
At least I know I can always empty out a lake!
The world needs obesity
The world wants obesity
The world loves obesity
So let's get some more chubby peeps and
Hey, hey, supersize me now!

*(Alternative first verse)
You know it's kinda hard just to fit inside the doorway,
Yeah I'm always eating junk food til the end of day,
Now going to McDonalds Big Macs is my main prey,
I love being fat no matter what you say!

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