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Song Parodies -> "Chocolate Ice Cream (Version 2)"

Original Song Title:

"Self Esteem"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Chocolate Ice Cream (Version 2)"

Parody Written by:

DarkJon64

The Lyrics

Quite a lot different than the first version I did of the same parody.
I grocery shopped for the tenth time today
Got some fudge, and made some soufflé
Milk and cookies, chocoalte for sure
I ate it all, went back for dessert

I know... I'm friggin' huge
But that's okay cause I can eat tons of food
I know I'm way too obese
But that's okay cause I've got chocolate ice cream

O weigh yeaaaaaaeeeeaaa yeaaaahaaaaa (etc)

I made plans to go out at four
But then I couldn't get out my front door
Stomach's beggin'... for marshmallows
It keeps it up I might try rocky road

O weigh yeaaaaaaeeeeaaa yeaaaahaaaaa (etc)

When I'm eatin', there's like a monster in me
Telling me to eat as much as I can
When I'm eatin', I'll take a Pepcid AC
Then I won't get awful heartburn again

Well I guess... I should stand up for my health
But I really think it's better I sit
Then after supper...
I'll make a big banana split
Right?
Yeah-ah-ah.

An hour later, I'm feelin' sick
But then I'm fine once I open a Twix
Late at night... at the corner store
I grab a Mars Bar, Turk and a Skor

Well I know I should stay low, but
It's kinda hard not to let myself go
I may be fat to the extreme
I'm just a sucker for chocolate ice cream

O weigh yeaaaaaaeeeeaaa yeaaaahaaaaa (etc)

When I'm eatin', there's like a monster in me
Telling me to eat as much as I can
When I'm eatin', I'll take a Pepcid AC
Then I won't get awful heartburn again

Well I guess... I should stand up for my health
But I really think it's better I sit
Then after supper...
I'll make a big banana split
Right?
Yeah-ah-ah.

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Pacing: 3.8
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

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