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Song Parodies -> "Come On Be Gay"

Original Song Title:

"Come Out And Play"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Come On Be Gay"

Parody Written by:

Laurie

The Lyrics

That sexuality's the greatest

It's the latest fashion
Like a spreading disease
The guys are mincing on the way to the classroom
Getting boyfriends with the greatest of ease
Boys tell boys they're homosexual
They're talking for a while and then they're soon making out
If one guy's gay and the other is cute
He's gonna chat him up chat him up chat him up chat him up

Hey do your buddies turn you on?
Ask him out
That sexuality's the greatest
Hey being gay is such great fun
Ask him out
That sexuality's the greatest

Hey straights change your mind
You can dance to YMCA at a gay bar anytime
Hey come on be gay

By the time you've mastered mincing
You're officially gay
Go to the shop and buy some sparkly lip gloss
Put that make up all over your face
Go get your spandex pants and pink stilettos
Make yourself look beautiful as every gay knows
You know that horizontal stripes will make you look fat
Before you check out guys butts check out guys butts check out guys

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 4

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Jonathan S. - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
You kept the pacing, but......eeeewwwwwww....that's just nasty....I really hope this doesn't mean YOU'RE gay!
Mr. Blonde - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Nothin' wrong with bein' a fruit. I ain't one but I know people who are. When a man or woman can admit he/she loves a man/woman thats true love.

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