Hey man you know that pie is OK
The slice in my hand will tell you the same
But I don't eat food, not even some cake
That's the slightest bit past its sell-by date at all

When I go shopping I look down the aisles
I see tasty food for miles and miles
Look at the sticker
On the box
This ice-cream has gone off

I guess I got some bad pudding
I should have said at the till
Yeah I got some bad pudding
And it's making me ill

They say this shop sells delicious desserts
When picking your puddings, just be more alert
The sell-by date's past
The spoons in your grasp
And the next bite is your last

Puddings are great
Easy to make
But store-bought aren't that cheap
Or tasty
When they're right
They taste quite nice
There's sponge cake, jam tart, brownies, biscuits, jelly, ice-cream


The sell-by date's past
The spoons in your grasp
And the next bite is your last