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Song Parodies -> "Chocolate Ice Cream"

Original Song Title:

"Self Esteem"

Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Chocolate Ice Cream"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I bent my bike for the tenth time today
I need to get a way stronger frame
Then I fell over
Right on my ass
When I got up there was a dent in the grass

Now I know I am obese
That's okay man cause I like the increase
I may be fat to the extreme
But that's okay cause I've got chocolate ice cream

Now I make plans to go to the store
But then I dont fit through the door
Weight excession's got me so low
If it keeps going up, I'll go on a talk show

When I'm eatin', theres practically 2 of me
Its no wonder why my bed posts are bent
I've been thinkin, maybe its just a disease
Then I'm watching as my waistline expands

Well I guess I should stand up for myself
But I really think it's better to sit
You'll really suffer
If you smell me when I shit, right, yeah

I'm overweight, this I'll admit
But I would die for a banana split
Late at night, I must grease my door
If I get stuck, I'll just grease it some more
Now I know I should stay low
But that's kind of hard when I need my own Zip code
I may be fat,
To an extreme
But at least I got lots of chocolate ice cream

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