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Song Parodies -> "Pretty Fly (For An Old Guy)"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Pretty Fly (For An Old Guy)"

Parody Written by:

Laurie

The Lyrics

You know its kinda hard
Just to walk around today
Our subject isn't young
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have good limbs
And he cannot digest
But in the old folks home
Well his walking stick's the best

So don't debate, his heart is great
You know he can't remember his name anyway.
He always knows his view, he will tell you
"Back in my day, back in my day"
So stay off his lawn, and mush up his corn
At least you'll know he can never chase you anyway
The world needs OAPs
So do that old guy thing

He needs a new knee
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have a left
So he got another right
Now cruising in his wheelchair, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his wrinkled ass!

Now he's getting a new hip
The 3rd time this week
If he has 1 more done then he gets the next 1 free
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not that old
But to most kids
He's the oldest guy they know


So don't debate, his heart is great
You know he can't remember his name anyway.
He always knows his view, he will tell you
"Back in my day, back in my day"
So stay off his lawn, and mush up his corn
At least you'll know he can never chase you anyway
The world needs OAPs
The world loves OAPs
Let's get some more OAPs
Do that old guy thing

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Red Ant - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
This is pretty darn good for this song; "But they didn't have a left So he got another right" and the buy 3 get one free were great. OAP; does that stand for Old Ass People?
LucidLupin LeeBee - October 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought this was pretty good too for this song (unlike the other entry re this song posted same day...) 5s...... and Red Ant - if you are serious - it stands for Old Age Pensioner .... and if you're not - Im just being a boring old fart ;)
John Spoof - October 09, 2005 - Report this comment
haha that song is great. that was clever putting "in my old day, in my old day" that had me laffing
Red Ant - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks LLLBee, I wasn't serious about the "Old Ass People" remark, just forgot what "OAP" stood for.
Paul Robinson - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I enjoyed reading it. Red - speaking as someone CLOSE to being on OAP, I kinda like that "Old Ass People" line...in fact, I used one similar to it one day last week in the Tax Class I'm teaching here at work ~ ~ ~
alex - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
hey guys!

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