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Song Parodies -> "Pretty Fly (4 a jedi)"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Fly (For a white guy)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Pretty Fly (4 a jedi)"

Parody Written by:

bren705000

The Lyrics

This song was peformed on an australian tv show called Australian Idol by a crazy man in a jedi cloak where he sang it to the judges while riding his lightsaber like a horse-well part of it, he was kicked out before the end of it
Give it to me Obi! ah ha ah ha!
Obi Wan Kenobi! ah ha ah ha!
Give it to me Obi! ah ha ah ha!
And all da girls say i'm pretty fly, for a jedi

You know its really hard
to look this good all day
you may think im a fool
but i dont care anyway
my padawan has style
we have to face the facts,
anakin will soon-be locked in juvenile!

So dont debate, he wont end up straight
'cos we know annie's getting gayer everyday
with a lightsaber of cheap steel, and sex appeal
for him no way, for him no way
his undecided fate, and his dark physcological state
he deserves to be burnt at the stake
the council doesn't want nobodys
hey hey so don't chuck a bad mood swing!

Give it to me Obi! ah ha ah ha!
Obi Wan Kenobi! ah ha ah ha!
Give it to me Obi! ah ha ah ha!
And all da girls say i'm pretty fly, for a jedi

In his afternoons
at the temple he will fight
'cos in the order he's a newb.
I offer my advise
but now he's cruising in his pod-racer
he sees gungans as he pass
but if he waves twice
they're gunna spank his little ass!

Now he's hair he has to shampoo
he's getting it permed
he asked for colour 12 but they gave him 21
with no friends, he surely is a retard
in his old fashioned starship
and to the truth he is blind,
he surely has to get grip!

So dont debate, he wont end up straight
'cos we know annie's getting gayer everyday
with a lightsaber of cheap steel, and sex appeal
for him no way, for him no way
his undecided fate, and his dark physcological state
he deserves to be burnt at the stake
the council doesn't want nobodys
the council hates nobodys
so lets get nobodys
and chuck a bad mood swing!






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Michael Pacholek - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
It's been done before. And better.
Starlette Victory - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Submitting other people's work is really cheap.
Coryo Ellis - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
You Know, It wasn't vey good at all.

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