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Song Parodies -> "Pretty High For A White Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Fly For A White Guy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Pretty High For A White Guy"

Parody Written by:

Mat Doobin

The Lyrics

This was written after band practice I was smoking joints and listening to pretty fly. My band mates thought it was really funny . now we do a cover with thoose lyrics. Pot is the best lol
pass it to me baby
hoot hoot hoot hoot

pass it to me baby
hoot hoot hoot hoot

and the girlies say im pretty high for a white guy

You know it's kind of hard
Just to get buzz today
Our cronic isn't hydro
But he gets high anyway
He may not have a clue
And he may not have papers
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in the bong

So don't debate, sober or Baked
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna smoke alot, and keep Him baked
For you no way, for you no way
So if your not baked, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always get a new Bag
The world needs pot heads
So do that brand new thing

He needs some hydro Cannibas
Not just any bag of weed
But they didn't have Half Bag
So he bought a pound of grass
Now hot boxing in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass
the joint to right
They're gonna joint the session

Now he's getting baked
He's gettin' blazzed out
He asked for a half but got nickle
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip
But in his own mind
He's the dopest trip

So don't debate, a stoner straight
You know he really doesn't pay for it anyway
He's gonna plant some seeds grow 6 feet
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't get baked, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always get a new bag
The world needs stoner's
The world loves stoner's
So let's get some more hydro bud
And smoke that new thing

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Frankie - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
AWESOME!!! Rock on!! 5/5/5!!
Ryan Quinn - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
A few suggestions, rhyming could have been better, as well as pacing. Also, not too many of us here are stoners, so I thought it was kind of lame myself.

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