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Song Parodies -> "Origiken Kenster"

Original Song Title:

"Original Prankster"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Origiken Kenster"

Parody Written by:

Christian Dwyer and Arfa Neild

The Lyrics

Yo, Its Dwyer n Arfa again..... Another song back at Ken, hope you like it....Everyone who knows him certainly did.
Ken can do it!

Until the break of dawn
Night, Night, Ken sleeps by the minute
Foods, Crap, But he can't be arsed to bin it
Noise, Noise, any kind will do
Cause he's so fucking deaf, that he can't hear you. yeah

He's Gay!

Crime, Crime, Ken won't get up for a clean-oh
Time, Time, to fix himself a glass of vino
Fail, Fail, he can't get up it's true

You don't wanna know what happens when he needs
a poo, yeah!

Sits down all day
He can't bare to move
Doesn't move from his Chair
He has left a groove
Sits down all day
He can't bare to move
Hes gonna keep, his fat self in that chair
You'll have to boil the kettle
Original Kenster
Boil it yeah
Origiken yeah
Boil that kettle
Original Kenster
He'll never get up, get up
That's just what Ken will say

He can't do it!

You know he smells like shit, Ken's team
Lifeless, gang of fat bed-wetters
He's real lazy, can't go fetch his own newsletters
Navigate away - you can't go wrong!
'Cos wherever he's at, there's an awful pong

He's
Gay

Lies, Lies, says he don't feel up for showers
Tries, Tries, but he can't get up for hours
No way, none of this is true?

Well you'll shocked on the day you meet Ken,

it's true yeah!

CHORUS

Gay!
Ken can't do it!

Time, Time, to have a cup of tea-ah
Nine, Nine, really needs a pee-ah
Time, Time, have one more cup of tea-ah
Ten, Ten, now lets start on the beer.
Fine, Fine, He's had a glass of beer
Dine, Dine, Don't go anywhere near
Mine, Mine, We think he's really queer

Well you've seen that man called Ken,
he's the one you fear!

CHORUS...
Get up, get up...
Get up! get up!
That's what everyone prays.
Rock on...Peace out.

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