Song Parodies -> All Ken Wants
| Original Song Title: | "All I Want" |
| Original Performer: | The Offspring |
| Parody Song Title: | "All Ken Wants" |
| Parody Written by: | Christian Dwyer n Arfa Neild |
This about a man called Ken, hes a strange weird man. He ceased to wash his hair some time ago, he drinks excessive amounts of tea and is extrememly lazy. And all he wants is not to move too much.
Ken Ken Ken Ken Ken
Day after day his back is a wreck
The powers that be just
Breathe down his neck
He gets no respect
He gets no grown beef
Kens gotta speak up
And yell out his piece
So back off your rules
Back off your jive
Cause Ken's sick of not living
To eat the pies
Leave him alone
Hes not moving a lot
He just don't wanna be controlled
That's all Ken wants
Its all Ken wants
Its all Ken wants
Its all Ken wants
Ken Ken Ken Ken Ken
How many times is it gonna be
Till Ken can get up make his own tea
Hes tried to be cool
He feels like a snooze
Hes played by their rules
Now it's their turn to lose
So back off your rules
Back off your jive
Cause Ken's sick of not living
To eat the chives
Let him go home
He should be sleeping alot
He just don't want to be controlled
That's all Ken wants
Its all Ken wants
Its all Ken wants
Its all Ken wants
I've told him before
I'll tell him again
If Ken could just listen
Then it might make sense
So back off your rules
Back off your jive
Cause Ken's sick of not living
To drink 'Five Alive'
Give him a gnome
He'll wax it a lot
He just don't wanna move too much
That's all Ken wants
Its all Ken wants
Its all Ken wants
Ken Ken Ken Ken GOATS
Day after day his back is a wreck
The powers that be just
Breathe down his neck
He gets no respect
He gets no grown beef
Kens gotta speak up
And yell out his piece
So back off your rules
Back off your jive
Cause Ken's sick of not living
To eat the pies
Leave him alone
Hes not moving a lot
He just don't wanna be controlled
That's all Ken wants
Its all Ken wants
Its all Ken wants
Its all Ken wants
Ken Ken Ken Ken Ken
How many times is it gonna be
Till Ken can get up make his own tea
Hes tried to be cool
He feels like a snooze
Hes played by their rules
Now it's their turn to lose
So back off your rules
Back off your jive
Cause Ken's sick of not living
To eat the chives
Let him go home
He should be sleeping alot
He just don't want to be controlled
That's all Ken wants
Its all Ken wants
Its all Ken wants
Its all Ken wants
I've told him before
I'll tell him again
If Ken could just listen
Then it might make sense
So back off your rules
Back off your jive
Cause Ken's sick of not living
To drink 'Five Alive'
Give him a gnome
He'll wax it a lot
He just don't wanna move too much
That's all Ken wants
Its all Ken wants
Its all Ken wants
Ken Ken Ken Ken GOATS
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Well, I think that this was definately about a man that, as a reader, I should have to had met at one point in my life. However, it was very well done, with good pacing and rhyming and such. SO, for that, you definately deserve good ratings. Good Job!
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