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Song Parodies -> "Cool to Sleep"

Original Song Title:

"Cool to Hate"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Cool to Sleep"

Parody Written by:

Marianne E. B. Markham

The Lyrics

This would be an old one. Most of it is about this guy who slept almost everyday in Creative Writing class, during my high school senior year. And I made fun of him in this parody. This one line here "I dream of Dexter H. hangin' with me and my friends" is actually about me. It's true that Dex and I are buds in dreamland, and I also put that there in credit as thanks to Dexter Holland and the rest of The Offspring for making such an original, funny song. Dex, if you ever come to this website, I dedicate this parody to you!! I also dedicate this to Shane, the guy who slept in class!
I like to sleep 'cause being awake is really lame!
I like to sleep 'cause I don't have to try to make things change!

I sleep in class. I sleep in bed!
I sleep on the bus. I sleep standing on my head yeah!
I sleep all day and sleep all night
I slept through Halloween. Didn't wanna give a fright!

It's cool to sleep, it's cool to sleep
I like dreamin' and I like that fine!
It's cool to sleep, it's cool to sleep
I like dreamin' and I like that fine!
I like dreamin' and I like that fine!
Yeah I sleep through everything
I even sleep through you, so f**k you!

I'm always asleep. I never have anything to say!
I'd rather make a bed and sleep on it. It's easier that way!

I dream of life, and dream of death!
I dream of Dexter H. hangin' with me and my friends yeah!
I dream the weird and the scary!
I'm only happy when I am fast asleep!

It's cool to sleep, it's cool to sleep
Don't take my pillow, for that is mine!
It's cool to sleep, it's cool to sleep
Don't take my pillow, for that is mine!
Don't take my pillow, for that is mine!
Yeah I sleep through holidays
I sleep through Christmas too, so f**k you!

HEY!...HEY!...HEY!

It's cool to sleep....it's cool to sleep....It's cool to sleep!....It's cool to SLEEEEEEEEP!!!

Wake me up and I won't budge
I'll just hold a baring grudge
Wake me up, but I'm no fool
I barely graduated through high school!
Barely graduated through high school!
Barely graduated through high school!

So, I dream of life and dream of death!
I dream of Dexter H. hangin' with me and my friends yeah!
I dream the weird and the scary!
I'm only happy when I am fast asleep!

It's cool to sleep, it's cool to sleep
I like dreamin' and I like that fine!
It's cool to sleep, it's cool to sleep
I like dreamin' and I like that fine!
I like dreamin' and I like that fine!
Yeah I sleep through everything
I even sleep through you, so f**k you!
2002 by Marianne E. B. Markham

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Jeff Reuben - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Not bad, but wow, no votes as of 11pm, what's up with that???
Marianne E. B. Markham - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
No clue. I guess not many familiarize with me yet, i dunno... Thanks Jeff for the comment btw.

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