Song Parodies -> Pimple Cream
| Original Song Title: | "Self Esteem" |
| Original Performer: | The Offspring |
| Parody Song Title: | "Pimple Cream" |
| Parody Written by: | Unnatural Disaster |
Ahhh!!! Pimples!!! I can't stand them!!
Went to the store for the tenth time today.
Cause all this acne is comin' my way.
Looked down the aisle, I lost my mind.
Because this stuff is so hard to find.
I know I should just go.
But all these zits are making me low.
I know I should just leave.
I guess I should 'cause they've got no pimple cream!
Oh Yeeaah!!!
The acne plans to cover my face.
But there's no cream anywhere in this place.
This irritation has go to go.
Where are the pads and cream? I really don't know!
Oh Yeeeah!!!
They don't have it! Oh what am I gonna do?
Then I wonder which store I should go next.
They don't have it! I feel like I've got a disease,
and they don't have any cure for it yet!
Well I guess, I'll try that new CVS or the Walgreens about a mile away.
The more I suffer, the more I try to get skin care!
Right? Yeah!
Started as just a little bit.
It spreaded til I had to admit,
I've got a problem
My skin is a mess.
My girlfriend doesn't want to see me undressed!
I know the places to go, but it's kinda hard when they don't have it though!
You say I'm fine? Why can't you see? I'm just a sucker with no pimple cream!
Oh Yeeeaah!!
They don't have it. Oh what am I gonna do?
Then I wonder which store I should go next.
They don't have it! I feel like I've got a disease,
and they don't have any cure for it yet.
Well I guess, I'll try that new CVS or the Walgreens about a mile away.
The more I suffer, the more I try to get skin care!
Right? Yeah!
Cause all this acne is comin' my way.
Looked down the aisle, I lost my mind.
Because this stuff is so hard to find.
I know I should just go.
But all these zits are making me low.
I know I should just leave.
I guess I should 'cause they've got no pimple cream!
Oh Yeeaah!!!
The acne plans to cover my face.
But there's no cream anywhere in this place.
This irritation has go to go.
Where are the pads and cream? I really don't know!
Oh Yeeeah!!!
They don't have it! Oh what am I gonna do?
Then I wonder which store I should go next.
They don't have it! I feel like I've got a disease,
and they don't have any cure for it yet!
Well I guess, I'll try that new CVS or the Walgreens about a mile away.
The more I suffer, the more I try to get skin care!
Right? Yeah!
Started as just a little bit.
It spreaded til I had to admit,
I've got a problem
My skin is a mess.
My girlfriend doesn't want to see me undressed!
I know the places to go, but it's kinda hard when they don't have it though!
You say I'm fine? Why can't you see? I'm just a sucker with no pimple cream!
Oh Yeeeaah!!
They don't have it. Oh what am I gonna do?
Then I wonder which store I should go next.
They don't have it! I feel like I've got a disease,
and they don't have any cure for it yet.
Well I guess, I'll try that new CVS or the Walgreens about a mile away.
The more I suffer, the more I try to get skin care!
Right? Yeah!
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very funny but pacing is a little off me likey
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