I took a dump for the tenth time today
And memorized all the shapes of my poop
But she farted
It smelled real bad
I took her poop and made it dessert
Now I know I need to poop
That's okay cause I've got no sense of smell

We make plans poop all night long
I wait till 2 then I poop one more time
All these smells got me so high
I fart again I just might tell her so

When she's pooping the toilet overflows
Then I wonder why she sleeps on the toilet
When she's farting and it's like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can smell
Well I guess I should fart right in her face
But I really think it smells better this way
The more you fart
The more it smells like potatoes Right?

Now I farted this little bit
That happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night she poops in the toilet
Smells again and looking to fart

Now I know her farts smell bad
But that's kind of bad when she didn't even fart
I may smell bad
But not worse than her
I'm just a sucker with no sense of smell