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Song Parodies -> "Pretty Fly (For a Blue Guy)"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Pretty Fly (For a Blue Guy)"

Parody Written by:

SonicTailsKnuckles

The Lyrics

Uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinco, cinco, sies!

It really takes a lot just to save the world today!
His mission isn't cool, but he fakes it any way!
He might be a drunk, and he might be smoking weed!
But what he lacks in, well he makes up with his speed!
He won't be late! He'll play it straight!
You know he doesn't really get it anyway!
Gonna save the day! From Egg today!
For you, no way! For you, no way!
So, you don't rate, just over compensate!
You know that you can always throw him in a lake!
The world needs real fast guys so, hey!
Hey! Do that speedy thing!

Give it to me Sonic!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Give it to me, Sonic!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Give it to me, Sonic!

Oh, no! Oh, no! And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly.
For a blue guy!


He needs some cool music, not just any will do!
They didn't have Offspring, so he bought some Scooby-Doo!
Now cruisin' in my Cyclone we see Knuckles as we pass!
But if S looks twice he's gonna kick his lily ass!



He won't be late! He'll play it straight!
You know he doesn't really get it anyway!
Gonna save the day! From Egg today!
For you, no way! For you, no way!
So, you don't rate, just over compensate!
You know that you can always throw him in a lake!
The world needs real fast guys so, hey!
Hey! Do that speedy thing!
He's getting a tattoo, yeah.
He's getting ink done.
He asked for an 11, but they drew a 01.
We say he's trying too hard and he's really quite a zero.
But in his own mind, he's the--he's a Super Hero!

Give it to me Sonic!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Give it to me, Sonic!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Give it to me Sonic!

Oh, no! Oh, no! Uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinco, cinco, sies!

He won't be late! He'll play it straight!
You know he doesn't really get it anyway!
Gonna save the day! From Egg today!
For you, no way! For you, no way!
So, you don't rate, just over compensate!
You know that you can always throw him in a lake!
The world needs real fast guys so,
The world loves real fast guys so,
Let's get some more real fast guys so, hey!
Hey! Do that speedy thing!

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kristian - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
yeah sonic rulz
Smurf - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice parody STK with lots of great lines
Mick Bynes - March 01, 2008 - Report this comment
That is pretty funny. I like it!
Devin - November 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Still funny and awesome. I miss ya, dude. Sorry for the stuff that has happened the last 3 years. :(

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