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Song Parodies -> "Sean Penn"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Fly (for A White Guy)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Sean Penn"

Parody Written by:

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The Lyrics

Can I take your picture(black eye, black eye)
Can I take your picture(black eye, black eye)
Can I take your picture(black eye, black eye)
And all the people say that Sean Penn(is an angry guy)
"I am angry so stay away from me"

You know as a reporter, it's so hard to get his smile
But when you see his face, you better run an extra mile
He doesn't like you bugging him, he doesn't think your fine
So if you run into him, he will crack your little spine
So stay away, run away
Cuz he can be quite a bore anyway
Now he has fists, to beat the shit
Right out of you, right out of you
Why is he like that, why can't he settle down
Because he was bugged when married to Madonna
Reporters, he just hates them
Hey, hey, do that black eye thing.
Can I take your picture(black eye, black eye)
Can I take your picture(black eye, black eye)
Can I take your picture(black eye, black eye)
And all the people say that Sean Penn is an angry guy
He hates when you poke cameras right into his face
So when you're doing that realize your hogging his space
He's at a party with his wife, he sees you run fast
You better run faster or he'll punch you with a splat
So stay away, run away
Cuz he can be quite a bore anyway
Now he has fists, to beat the shit
Right out of you, right out of you
Why is he like that, why can't he settle down
Because he was bugged when married to Madonna
Reporters, he just hates them
Hey, hey, do that black eye thing
Now he's gonna get an Oscar, he's going to win
So after the big show, someone throws a big bottle of gin
Friends say he got knocked out, he got so ticked
He didn't charge right after and his middle finger just flicked
Can I take your picture(black eye, black eye)
Can I take your picture(black eye, black eye)
Can I take your picture(black eye, black eye)
"I am angry so stay away from me"
So stay away, run away
Cuz he can be quite a bore anyway
Now he has fists, to beat the shit
Right out of you, right out of you
Why is he like that, why can't he settle down
Because he was bugged when married to Madonna
Reporters, he just hates them
So keep your distance from him
Now go away before he gets you
Hey, hey, do that black eye thing.



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