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Song Parodies -> "Super Fly for a Youth Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Fly for a White Guy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Super Fly for a Youth Guy"

Parody Written by:

Chris and Kheldar

The Lyrics

This was written about the former youth pastor at my church, who's name was Blake
(Habikuk and that Eziekel)

(Preach it to me Blakey) Amen Amen
(Preach it to me Blakey) Amen Amen
(Preach it to me Blakey) Amen Amen
And all the Elders say he's Superfly for a youth guy!

(Matthew, Matthew, Mark, Matthew, Mark, and Luke and John)

Our youth groups had it's fair share of pastors in the past, but most of them were normal and couldn't make us laugh, but this short guy's real funny and doesn't no pants and if you ask him nicely, he'll even grove and dance!

So How are you? Have you seen his 'do? He's got a wife named Carm and a son named Jacob too! His office makes him feel, just like a viel,
he's there all day, he's there all day!
Just say "what's up dude?" and he will buy you food, but steal his Big Turk bar and you'll hear something that is rude!
So grab your Bible now and hey hey do that Christian thing!

(Preach it to me Blakey) Amen Amen
(Preach it to me Blakey) Amen Amen
(Preach it to me Blakey) Amen Amen
And all the Elders say he's superfly for a youth guy!

He goes to action movies not just any will suffice, he goes for Matinees cause Kheldar can't pay the full price!
He'll teach you how to bake now, that dough you gotta feel, and if you need help cooking, he's recipes you otta steal!
People used to call, then he'd start to cough, he might get short with you because he takes his Thursdays off.
Well his Black belt's neat, he plays some funky beats, What's not to like? What's not to like? On those Holy days he gives praise and prays,
he won't drink alcohol, cause it would kill him anyways!
So grab your Bibles now and hey hey do that Christian thing!

When he's playing his guitar, now that you shouldn't miss, he always breaks his G string, then grabs it with his fist,
then he'll pull off that guitar string,
keep playing all the while,
it doesn't seem to phase him, doesn't even dent his smile!

(Preach it to me Blakey) Amen Amen
(Preach it to me Blakey) Amen Amen
(Preach it to me Blakey) Amen Amen
and all the Elders say he's superfly for a youth guy!

He's doin well from what I tell, the Leaders love him and the Deacons think he's swell. Show up at his door, no matter what for,
he'll let you in, he'll let you in. Yeah he calls the shots, you know we love him lots, there's always coke on hand and he sells popcorn just for cost!
So grab your Bibles now, and please don't have a cow, let's all grab our Bibles now and hey hey do that Christian thing!!!

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