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Song Parodies -> "Soylent Green"

Original Song Title:

"Self Esteem"

Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Soylent Green"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This song is about a 70's sci-fi movie about dead bodies being turned into eatable food.Let me know how you think.ENJOY!
I shipped Sol off cuz' that fool just feel down dead,
And remembered all the things he almost said,
But Shirl came over
We followed Sol,
I checked out back, they made Sol dessert
I know we're being used
That's okay, man, cause I like this new food,
The givernment is messing with me
That's okay cause I've never tried that soylent green.

We make plans to go out at night
I see what's new, then I start up a fight,
This new invention's got me so low
If we keep it up I might say what I know.

When their saying all that they want to trust me,
Then I wonder why they kill off my friends,
When she's saying try it, wonder if it has disease,
Then I wonder how much more I can get.
Well I guess I should stick up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you buffer,
The more it shows you're really scared; Right ?

Now I'll relax a little bit
That happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night Tab knocks on my door,
Drunk again and dying for sure.
Now I know I should say no,
Call the government when he's ready to go
I am a cop, but I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker who likes soylent green.

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Troy - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Hehehehe, that was a good one. Just watched that movie on a really old videotape, great movie.

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