-> "Soylent Green"
Original Song Title:
"Self Esteem" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
I shipped Sol off cuz' that fool just feel down dead,
And remembered all the things he almost said,
But Shirl came over
We followed Sol,
I checked out back, they made Sol dessert
I know we're being used
That's okay, man, cause I like this new food,
The givernment is messing with me
That's okay cause I've never tried that soylent green.
We make plans to go out at night
I see what's new, then I start up a fight,
This new invention's got me so low
If we keep it up I might say what I know.
When their saying all that they want to trust me,
Then I wonder why they kill off my friends,
When she's saying try it, wonder if it has disease,
Then I wonder how much more I can get.
Well I guess I should stick up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you buffer,
The more it shows you're really scared; Right ?
Now I'll relax a little bit
That happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night Tab knocks on my door,
Drunk again and dying for sure.
Now I know I should say no,
Call the government when he's ready to go
I am a cop, but I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker who likes soylent green.
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