-> "Cool to Eat"
Original Song Title:
"Cool to Hate"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cool to Eat"
The Lyrics
I eat a lot of things
I eat a lot of fruits and vegetables
I like to eat stuff
I will stuff my face 'till I'm completely full
I ate peanuts
I ate beans
I ate the popsicles
And all the cheddar cheese
I ate the olives
I ate the squid
Don't wanna be hungry
I want to stuff my gob
It's cool to eat
It's cool to eat
I do like muffins and I like fried rice
It's cool to eat
It's cool to eat
I do like muffins and I like fried rice
I do like muffins and I like fried rice
Yeah I'm so hungry I could even eat a horse
So I did
I'm always eating food
I never have nothing on my face
I'd rather tear things down
Then eat them up
It's easier that way
I ate the rocks
And I hate the trees
I ate the frogs and all the fishies in the sea
I ate My doctor
and all his cheese
I wont be happy 'till I'm too big for my knees
It's cool to eat
It's cool to eat
Ate the muffins and the deep fried rice
It's cool to eat
It's cool to eat
Ate the muffins and the deep fried rice
Ate the muffins and the deep fried rice
Yeah I'm so hungry I could even eat a horse
So I did
I'll have you over at quarter-to-two
Then I'll turn on the barbeque
I'll give you a hot dog or two
Then I'll probably just eat you
I ate the rocks
And I hate the trees
I ate the frogs and all the fishies in the sea
I ate your band
and my big TV
I'm only happy when I'm too big for my knees
It's cool to eat
It's cool to eat
Ate the muffins and the deep fried rice
It's cool to eat
It's cool to eat
Ate the muffins and the deep fried rice
Ate the muffins and the deep fried rice
Yeah I'm so hungry I could even eat a horse
So I did
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