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Song Parodies -> "He's Got Bombs"

Original Song Title:

"She's Got Issues"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"He's Got Bombs"

Parody Written by:

Tim Kelby

The Lyrics

DISCLAIMER: If it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously!If it sounds dangerous, do not try this at home, or at all!And if it offends you, just don't listen to it!
We all know George Dubya Bush just might be out of his mind
Sees conspiracies everywhere and they're all of the terrorist kind
He talks about the 'axis of evil' every time he speaks
And we're all getting sick of it, he's been going on for weeks

And I say yeah, yeah,
Oh man, he's got bombs and we're all gonna pay
Yeah, yeah
Saddam's his next victim, yeah

Now I know he feels abandoned, 'cause Europe won't co-operate
And I know he thinks Britain's becoming the US's 51st state

But I say yeah, yeah,
Oh man, he's got bombs and we're all gonna pay
Yeah, yeah
So who's his next victim, oh who is it going to be?
Know why your country's messed up?
'Cause it's run by redneck Texan dick
Who thinks he can do anything
'Cause he's got the biggest stick

Now he talks 'bout terrorists non-stop, it's really quite sad
And he thinks it's fine to bomb Kabul, Mazar and Baghdad
You told us a hundred times, how the terror regimes should be bombed
So when Israeli tanks roll into Jenin, why don't you bomb Sharon?

And I say yeah, yeah,
Oh man, he's got bombs and we're all gonna pay
Yeah, yeah
So who's his next victim, oh who is it going to be?
Yeah, yeah
My God, he's got bombs and we're all gonna pay
Gonna pay, gonna pay, gonna pay, gonna pay, gonna pay

If you gave him an atlas
He couldn't even find Afghanistan
And you know what's real scary?
This is the world's most powerful man!
Know why your country's messed up?
'Cause it's run by redneck Texan dick
Who thinks he can do anything
'Cause he's got the biggest stick

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