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Song Parodies -> "Pretty Fly(for a mormon guy)"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Fly(for a white guy)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Pretty Fly(for a mormon guy)"

Parody Written by:

Tom Stevens

The Lyrics

Join us now my brothers, uh huh uh huh
Join us now my brothers, uh huh uh huh
Join us now my bothers, uh huh uh huh
And everybody says were pretty annoying for mormons

Uno dos tres,were on a pilgrimage
You know its kind of hard
To get people to join the mormons nowadays
Nobody thinks were cool
But we annoy them anyway
We may not have a clue and
We may not have style
So we piss people off
But we never prevail

So don't debate
Our religious ways
You know if you do god will go insane anyway
Gonna knock on people's doors
And annoy the house owners
And get punched in the face
Get punched in face
So if you don't join
We'll keep knocking on your doors
And if you dont like it you can enter our religious debate

The world needs mormons
Hey hey
Join us and sing........

Join us now my brothers, uh huh uh huh
Join us now my brothers, uh huh uh huh
Join us now my bothers, uh huh uh huh
And everybody says were pretty annoying for mormons

We need some new bibles
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have new ones
So we brought a old book on Jesus Christ
Now were crusing in our bible-mobile
We see some goths as we pass
We looked at them twice
And they kicked our holy ass

So don't debate
Our religious ways
You know if you do god will go insane anyway
Gonna knock on people's doors
And annoy the house owners
And get punched in the face
Get punched in face
So if you don't join
We'll keep knocking on your doors
And if you dont like it you can enter our religious debate


The world hates mormon's so
Hey hey Join us and sing

Join us now my brothers, uh huh uh huh
Join us now my brothers, uh huh uh huh
Join us now my bothers, uh huh uh huh
And everybody says were pretty annoying for mormons


Now were getting wrapped in bandages
And the goths arent done
They burst into the hospital
And Broke our faces(Owwww!)
So were gonna quit
This business
And become Johovahs witness instead

Join us now my brothers, uh huh uh huh
Join us now my brothers, uh huh uh huh
Join us now my bothers, uh huh uh huh
Uno dos tres,were on a pilgramage

So don't debate
Our religious ways
You know if you do god will go insane anyway
Gonna knock on people's doors
And annoy the house owners
And get punched in the face
Get punched in face
So if you don't join
We'll keep knocking on your doors
And if you dont like it you can enter our religious debate

The world hates mormon's ah
The world hates mormons so ah
Lets hate the mormons and ah
Hey hey
Join us and sing

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