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Song Parodies -> "Pretty Fly (For a Fat Guy) Third and Final Copy"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Fly (For a Fat Guy)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Pretty Fly (For a Fat Guy) Third and Final Copy"

Parody Written by:

Matthew Jerks

The Lyrics

"Hunger eating greedy glutton"

Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh!
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh!
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh!
And dieticians say I'm pretty fly for a fat guy!

Macaroni cheese, pizza, burgers and a choc!

You know it's kinda hard just to fit through a doorway,
Even my damn school pic, took up about two frames!
I know that I'm not slim though, I wanna lose weight fast,
But I'm always eating junk food til I'm in the tense of past!

So don't inflate, lose some weight
You know you shouldn't even eat that anyway
Need a healthy lunch, not a choco crunch!
Must lose some weight,
Must lose some weight
Yeah my buckles break;
I 'cause the ground to shake!
At least that I know I can always empty out a lake!
The world needs obese peeps
So, hey, hey, supersize me now!

Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh
And dieticians say I'm pretty fly for a fat guy!

I need to lose some pounds just to stop me looking round
But the pavement keeps on cracking every time that I fall down!
Now cruising down the street, I see shops with tempting treats,
But if I look twice, I'm gonna have a great big feast!

You're overweight!
No debate!
When we're out to dinner, you ordered a food-crate!
Gotta make a deal,
My heart to heal,
I must lose weight, Must deflate!
Can't make this diet last,
Kicked out my slim-fast class!
If I eat that cake then my stomach's gonna blast!
The world loves obese peeps
So, hey, hey, supersize me now!

Now he's piling on the pounds yeah, he's getting quite big,
He even broke the stageboards, during his first gig!
Friends say he's trying too hard and he's just too fat
'Cause when he bent down, he, he killed the poor old cat!!

Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh!
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh!
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh!

Macaroni cheese, pizza, burgers and a choc!

Jumbo size,
Massive thighs!
Stop gulping down all those tasty cherry pies!!
Big as a field,
After that last meal!
I ate too much, I ate too much!
Yeah the scales broke,
I sunk my uncle's boat!
I don't get hugs 'cause they're scared that they might choke!
The world needs obesity,
The world loves obesity,
So let's get some more chubby peeps and..
Hey, hey, supersize me now!

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CML - November 18, 2019 - Report this comment
I am slightly familiar with the OS (What we call the song being parodied) and it looks like you nailed this one as well. It would appear that you have some real talent. Why dont you stick around and help us get this site back on its feet.
Jonathan - November 18, 2019 - Report this comment
^ I'm with Lennie! also, kinda hungry now... 5s

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