Song Parodies -> Pretty Fly (For a Fat Guy) 3rd and FINAL Copy
| Original Song Title: | "Pretty Fly (For a Fat Guy)" |
| Original Performer: | The Offspring |
| Parody Song Title: | "Pretty Fly (For a Fat Guy) 3rd and FINAL Copy" |
| Parody Written by: | Mattiotto "Tiddles" |
Sorry but THIS is the final copy, hope you enjoy
“Hunger eating greedy glutton”
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh!
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh!
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh!
And dieticians say I'm pretty fly for a fat guy!
Macaronni cheese, pizza, burgers and a choc!
(Verse 1)
You know it's kinda hard just to fit through a doorway,
Even my damn school pic, took up about two frames!
I know that I'm not slim though, I wanna lose weight fast,
But I’m always eating junk food til I’m in the tense of past!
(Chorus)
So don't inflate, lose some weight
You know you shouldn’t even eat that anyway
Need a healthy lunch, not a choco crunch!
Must lose some weight,
Must lose some weight
Yeah my buckles break;
I coz the ground to shake!
At least that I know I can always empty out a lake!
The world needs obese peeps
So Hey, hey, supersize me now!
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh
And dieticians say I'm pretty fly for a fat guy!
(Verse 2)
I need to lose some pounds just to stop me looking round
But the pavement keeps on cracking every time that I fall down!
Now cruising down the street, I see shops with tempting treats,
But if I look twice, I’m gonna have a great big feast!
(Chorus 2)
You're overweight!
No debate!
When we're out to dinner, you ordered a food-crate!
Gotta make a deal,
My heart to heal,
I must lose weight, Must deflate!
Can't make this diet last,
Kicked out my slim-fast class!
If I eat that cake then my stomach's gonna blast!
The world loves obese peeps
So, hey! hey! Supersize me now!
Now he's piling on the pounds yeah, he's getting quite big,
He even broke the stageboards, during his first gig!
Friends say he's trying too hard and he's just too fat
Coz when he bent down, he, he killed the poor old cat!!
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh!
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh!
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh!
Macaronni cheese, pizza, burgers and a choc!
(Chorus 3)
Jumbo size,
Massive thighs!
Stop gulping down all those tasty cherry pies!!
Big as a field,
After that last meal!
I ate too much, I ate too much!
Yeah the scales broke,
I sunk my uncle's boat!
I don't get hugs coz they're scared that they might choke!
The world needs obesity,
The world loves obesity,
So let's get some more chubby peeps and..
Hey! Hey! Supersize me now!
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh!
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh!
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh!
And dieticians say I'm pretty fly for a fat guy!
Macaronni cheese, pizza, burgers and a choc!
(Verse 1)
You know it's kinda hard just to fit through a doorway,
Even my damn school pic, took up about two frames!
I know that I'm not slim though, I wanna lose weight fast,
But I’m always eating junk food til I’m in the tense of past!
(Chorus)
So don't inflate, lose some weight
You know you shouldn’t even eat that anyway
Need a healthy lunch, not a choco crunch!
Must lose some weight,
Must lose some weight
Yeah my buckles break;
I coz the ground to shake!
At least that I know I can always empty out a lake!
The world needs obese peeps
So Hey, hey, supersize me now!
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh
And dieticians say I'm pretty fly for a fat guy!
(Verse 2)
I need to lose some pounds just to stop me looking round
But the pavement keeps on cracking every time that I fall down!
Now cruising down the street, I see shops with tempting treats,
But if I look twice, I’m gonna have a great big feast!
(Chorus 2)
You're overweight!
No debate!
When we're out to dinner, you ordered a food-crate!
Gotta make a deal,
My heart to heal,
I must lose weight, Must deflate!
Can't make this diet last,
Kicked out my slim-fast class!
If I eat that cake then my stomach's gonna blast!
The world loves obese peeps
So, hey! hey! Supersize me now!
Now he's piling on the pounds yeah, he's getting quite big,
He even broke the stageboards, during his first gig!
Friends say he's trying too hard and he's just too fat
Coz when he bent down, he, he killed the poor old cat!!
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh!
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh!
Supersize me baby, uh huh, uh huh!
Macaronni cheese, pizza, burgers and a choc!
(Chorus 3)
Jumbo size,
Massive thighs!
Stop gulping down all those tasty cherry pies!!
Big as a field,
After that last meal!
I ate too much, I ate too much!
Yeah the scales broke,
I sunk my uncle's boat!
I don't get hugs coz they're scared that they might choke!
The world needs obesity,
The world loves obesity,
So let's get some more chubby peeps and..
Hey! Hey! Supersize me now!
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Pretty good...
Pretty funny. in fact, there is some guy I could sing that to. hahaha he even could star the video
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