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Song Parodies -> "JH"

Original Song Title:

"Big Poppa"

Original Performer:

The Notorious B.I.G.

Parody Song Title:

"JH"

Parody Written by:

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The Lyrics

This is a promotional parody I made for a summer camp through my church. Really, it won't mean anything to any of you. Honestly.
To all the people in Bellevue,
What you want to do?
Allow me to show you,
This miracle week,
In the heat,
Where you can swim, dance, sing, and load up on ice cream,
Weather so great, you'd think you were having a nice dream,
Backin' it up, I've got my friends all up behind me,
Friendly question askin', pass the napkin,
Music blastin',
And I just can't quit,
Because another these songs, we have got to sing with,
The heat is not your average secret, why not?
Why leave Washington when the summer season is in?
"Cuz check it,
Don't want to let the weather go up to my head,
But believe me, sweety, we've got "nuff heat to please the freezing,
No need to be greedy, but we've got Sun up in our heezy,
So head down the stairs, forget your winter layers,
Backin' it up, it's gonna be sunny, I have to warn ya,
"Cuz we're headin' down to sunny Northern California,

I love to swim and belly-flop, uh,
Put your hands in the air if you're sick of wearin' layers,
I love to sing around the clock, uh,
So everybody save your money and join us where it is sunny,
I love to learn and hear from God, uh,
I've got my bag up at my waist, man, I just cannot wait,
(Why?),
"Cuz when the busses arrive, that day, I'll be headed to JH, JH,

Straight up, Donny, really, I'm askin',
When is this to be set into action? "Cuz I be laughin',
Says we're headin' down to Cali on the day of August 5,
The 11th you'll be back in your Washington pad,
I'm askin' if the Sun gon' shine, he says "Believe it!",
And with that Donny Vanker smile, he says it'll all be worth my while,
Make sure to bring your friends,
I'mma bring my crew, you can bring friends too,
And we can rendezvous at JH around two,
Plan to swim,
Grab the trunks from off your bunk,
We've got a lake out front, and I hear the Blob is fun,
Oh we can swing on the way to the water,
Like Harry Potter,
Eat the finest chow, right now, this side of Moscow,
Conversate for a few,
"Cuz in a few we gon' do what we came to do,
Praisin' God, Boo (true),
So go ask Renee for a couple applications,
And get around with your friends to make a couple invitations,

I love to swim and belly-flop, uh,
Put your hands in the air if you're sick of wearin' layers,
I love to sing around the clock, uh,
So everybody save your money and join us where it is sunny,
I love to learn and hear from God, uh,
I've got my bag up at my waist, man, I just cannot wait,
(Why?),
"Cuz when the busses arrive, that day, I'll be headed to JH, JH,

(How you livin' Ryan, man?),
In cabins, not tents,
Sharin' times with my friends and it feels stupendous,
Tremendous shower, you could be in there for hours,
The rooms are nicer than in the second Austin Powers,
Volleyball, alter call, and that ain't all,
Jumpin' waterfalls, all a person knows,
High ropes course, whatever,
A bit too high for my own leisure,
But don't get me wrong �" it's treasure,
Oh yes, and there are cowboys, too,
That make the girls swoon,
So grab up your friends, seems the wait just don't end,
(Man, check it,
Tell your friends,
To get some more friends,
And I could bring friends,
And wait for that August weekend,
Aight?
Is that alright with you?
Yeah,
Keep playin'),

I love to swim and belly-flop, uh,
Put your hands in the air if you're sick of wearin' layers,
I love to sing around the clock, uh,
So everybody save your money and join us where it is sunny,
I love to learn and hear from God, uh,
I've got my bag up at my waist, man, I just cannot wait,
(Why?),
"Cuz when the busses arrive, that day, I'll be headed to JH, JH.
Sign me up!

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