-> "This is Rob Zombie's Halloween"
Original Song Title:
"This is Halloween"
Parody Song Title:
"This is Rob Zombie's Halloween"
The Lyrics
Fans of Nineteen Sev'y-Eight
Wouldn't you like to see Mike done great?
Brand new film by Rob! Zom! Bie!
This, remake of "Halloween"
This is "Halloween", this is "Halloween"
Laurie screams at the face of white
This is "Halloween", re-imagined everything
Trick or treat till the coppers come for poor old Mike
It's Rob's film, Myers is redeemed
In this remake "Halloween"
Mike is the boy with long hair on his head
T-shirt's KISS, his eyes glowing red
All of the men wearing very long hair
It's the 70s, so kiss me... **ahem** ...over there!
This is "Halloween", this is "Halloween"
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
In this town, Haddonfield
We hear Carpenter's piano song
Myers clan, Mike dressed as a clown
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise
Round that corner, man hiding in the shadows
Michael's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll scream
Scream! This is the ending
That I won't give away
Aren't you scared?
Well, that's just fine!
See it once, see it twice
Watch the DVDs on ice
The-atrical or Director's Cut
Laurie Strode will scream, Loomis gonna scream
In this remake "Halloween"
**Young Michael Myers**
I am the clown back in '78
Here 'Cademy, my Oscar's on the way
**Adult Michael Myers**
[Holding up cue cards]
I am the "Him" Loomis shot six times
Ending will change drastically this time
Cast features Malcolm from that Clockwork film
Daeg Faerch, young Mike, Tyler Mane bring fright
This is "Halloween", this is "Halloween"
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Halloween! Halloween!
Zombie's regulars everywhere
**Sheriff Brackett**
We're entitled to "One Good Scare"
Pick it up on DVD
Mr. Zombie's "Halloween"
Love this film
Don't we love it now?
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise
Captain Kirk mask might give you heart attacks
You'll scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your skin
This is "Halloween", everyone scream
Won't ya please make way for a very creepy guy?
Our man Mike is king of the Slasher Pack
Everyone hail to John Carpenter now
This is "Halloween", this is "Halloween"
Zombie glee! Halloween! Never seen! Halloween!
'Tis the night he came home
Everyone run from piano song
[Halloween theme plays with the word "Halloween" being chanted]
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