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Song Parodies -> "Beach Side Riot"

Original Song Title:

"West End Riot"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Living End

Parody Song Title:

"Beach Side Riot"

Parody Written by:

Keith Moore

The Lyrics

Bassed on the riots seen at Cronulla Beach on the 11 dec 2005 where about 5,000 Australians decended on the beach and got violent against Arab people
There's a kid who was born and raised in the shire
There's a kid off the boat who never really fit in with the rest
Every week the would meet in the street with their "cars"
With the subs turned up high, and the cars sitting low
They would become a pest

This time
We'll go too far
Last time
We did nothing
Shire
Becomes a battleground (hey)
Battleground (hey)
Battleground

Beach side riot (riot)
Beach side riot (riot)
Bogans come on Sunday
With their grog and their Aussie flags
So listen up wogs
You'd better not come this time

See a man on the street that you think is Arabic
Young man never looked so bad, being beat by 20 guys
60 cops try to stop, but its way too late
It's a fun Sunday of beer and war
Shared with our mates

This time
We'll go too far
Last time
We did nothing
Shire
Becomes a battleground (hey)
Battleground (hey)
Battleground


Beach side riot (riot)
Beach side riot (riot)
Bogans come on Sunday
With their grog and their Aussie flags
So listen up wogs
You'd better not come this time

Lebs will be lebs with the subs
And making lots of noise
Never used to think about the people
Never thought they'd have to care so
Beach side riot

There's a man that was born in the shire working at cronulla beach
There's a leb off the boat who now thinks he owns the whole beach
How they've grown on their own, not like the kids they used to be
Fun Sundays of grog and war are just text messages


Beach side riot (riot)
Beach side riot (riot)
Bogans come on Sunday
With their beer and their Aussie flags
No you're not sick and im not your bro
I think you should leave the rexy at home
So listen up wogs, you'd better not come, this time

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KmartFreak - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Musical salute to the biggest news story in Australia at the moment. That's enough to warrant 555.

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