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Song Parodies -> "I Need To Pee"

Original Song Title:

"Under the Sea"

Original Performer:

The Little Mermaid

Parody Song Title:

"I Need To Pee"

Parody Written by:

Scrawny Johnny

The Lyrics

We wanted to have a picnic
Right there just beside the lake
Brought with us a case of soft drinks
But that was a big mistake
Just look at the cans around me
Don't think I can fit one more
Will you be so kind to show me
The restroom now I'm looking for?

I need to pee/ I need to pee
Drank too much soda/ Gonna explod-a
Take it from me
We're gonna be out here all day
Don't think my kidneys want to stay
My teeth are grindin'/ Gotta start findin'
The place to pee

Don't look at the water sprinklers
Can't think about garden hose
Just concentrate on the tinkler
And not on the urge that grows
To pee on the trees and hydrants
Is something I'm not against
The one thing I must not forget
They're shielded by 'lectric fence (uh-oh)

I need to pee/ I need to pee
Filling my bladder/ Making it fatter
And so squishy
To keep my muscles holding tight
I stay away from laughter's plight
Cause if they weaken/ I might be leakin'
Cause I gotta pee (he's gotta pee) --

I gotta pee (he's gotta pee-e-e-e-e)
My crotch I'm gripping/ To keep from dripping
As you may have seen
You know I do this crazy dance
Or else I'm gonna wet my pants
No sense denyin'/ 'Bout to start cryin'
I gots to pee

More Coke is a joke
And Sprite is alright
Don't do Mountain Dew
Or Sunny Delight
V8 isn't great
Spilled milk on my kilt
I got from Scotland, yo (yeah)
Hi-C and Pepsi
Taste nice with some ice
Some Squirt wouldn't hurt
But please no more Slice
And Tab was a fad
Now root beer is here
Oh man I have to GO!!!

(music solo)

I need to pee/ I need to pee
Stricken by grief/ Can't find no relief
Ya know what I mean?
It's a code-red emergency
I need to mark some terri-tory
Not feeling mellow/ I thinked I turned yellow
I need to pee
The lake would be best/ To let off this stress
I need to pee
Ending this song/ It's taking too long
Couldn't get going/ Just started flowing
Didn't quite make it/ Believe when I say it
On myself I peed!!
Another song from Scrawny Johnny's 3rd album- "Sharkbait"

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 31

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   1
 3   1
 4   5
 5   22

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Agrimorfee - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Urin-believable! 555
Arwen - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
This. Is. HILARIOUS!! Bravo! I wanted to list my favorite line, but it kept changing throughout the song.'s just perfect. 5s!!
Mr. Kritik - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
While I am not particularly fond of "pee" parodies, I do think this one's rather funny. However, the original actually came out in '89, but I'm not gonna ding you since the movie was put out on video in '90. I already voted 5 5 5 on this earlier, but I didn't comment.
Rick C - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
What Arwen said...555
Red Ant - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Scrawny Johnny, this is great. And I agree with Arwen 100%. You might reconsider and register on, maybe enter a contest.......
Tim Mayfield - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Very well done. 5's - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Tremendous! TMGLTM (too many great lines to mention). Urine natural.
stuart mcarthur - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
excellent, Scrawny Johnny - "Drank too much soda/ Gonna explod-a" was a knock-out - 555
Hi - June 03, 2014 - Report this comment
It was hilarious. I had to pee when I read this lol. I gave it 455 accidentally. Ment to give it 555.
I POPPED MYSELF - May 24, 2018 - Report this comment

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