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Song Parodies -> "I Scratch Myself"

Original Song Title:

"I Touch Myself"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Divinyls

Parody Song Title:

"I Scratch Myself"

Parody Written by:

annie gardner

The Lyrics

I love plant growth
I want them to show me
When the weeds aren’t down
I think they say hoe me
I search for growth
I backed into rose tree
I water their growth
I want them to be healthy

Darn those slugs make me wanna yell
When I think about ants I scratch myself
Darn those slugs make me wanna yell
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You’re the bug who’s on the pack of honey
You're the bloom who needs sunshine
With birds around I'm always laughing
I wish you were all mine
I close my eyes
And see dark before me
Think I would die
If I sprayed no Off on me
A fool could see
Life relies in/on you
I get down caps of knees
I'd kiss the dirt for you

Darn those slugs make me wanna yell
When I think about ants I scratch myself
Darn those slugs make me wanna yell
Oh no, oh no, oh no

Slimy euw
Darn those slugs make me wanna yell
when I think about ants I scratch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

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LoriLoud33 - August 24, 2021 - Report this comment
DVD discs are made to be scratched and recycled. Downloading is life.

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