Leftards are all feeling blue;
They hate Rumsfeld, and Rice too;
If you like Bush, they hate you;
That's why they all hate Shrub.

Wilson's case just fell apart;
Biden's sounding not-too-smart;
Kerry's at a full non-start;
That's why they all hate Shrub.

Cheney they hate;
Hillary they also hate;
On Lieberman they pour out hate.

McKinney sounds hooked on crack;
Ken Lay had a heart attack;
Franken is a worthless hack;
That's why they all hate Shrub

Calderon came out ahead;
Al Zarqawi is now dead;
John Corzine's games are out of bread;
That's why they all hate Shrub.

Romney they hate;
TNR they also hate;
And Martin Peretz they all hate.

Traitors full of lies
Got a terrible surprise
To see Bush's polls
And supporters rise!
North Korean nukes downed;
WMDs were found;
They can't speak, only shriek,
As we pound and pound.
Pacifists start a fight;
It's such a comic sight
To see them freak
'Cause they're losing to the Right.
If they don't like it--that's tough;
Bush has kicked their duff;
That's why they all hate Shrub!

Leftards are all feeling blue;
They hate Rove and Limbaugh too;
If you like Bush, they hate you;
That's why they all hate Shrub.

Homos' cases fell apart;
Sheehan doesn't sound too smart;
Coulter's sales are off the chart;
That's why they all hate Shrub.