Run errands all Tuesday through
Wednesday's same, and Thursday too
Friday, I will lick your boots
But Mondays, I take off

Tuesday, I will buy cigars
Wednesday, all day, clean your car
Thursday, you will be a star
But Mondays, I take off

Saturday? Paint
On Sunday I've got a blind date
And Monday damn the fishing's great

I will make your coffee black
Tuesday I will send your fax
Wednesday, I will do your tax
But Monday, I take off

(Solo break around the water cooler)

Tuesday, I will bake you bread
Thursday, old forms, I shall shred
On Friday, I'll go buy your meds
But Monday, I take off

Saturday, Skate
On Sunday, a doll I'll inflate
Then Monday, her and me shall mate

Go golf with the guys
It's a wonderful disguise
To call in sick and aunt demised
Going out on the town
And play a few rounds
Week I'm a geek
Sitting down and down
But there's always one night
With the WWF fight
Then to go drink and loose your sight
I can never get enough
"Office?" I scoff
It's Monday
I take off

I'll take care of what you tell me to
I'll even spit shine your shoes
Monday, I don't care about you
Cause Monday, I take off

Tuesday, I will call you smart
Wednesday, Bring mom's famous tarts
Thursday, I'll tear out my heart
But Monday, I take off!!!

Wooooooaaaahhh!!!

(Random office sounds
Stapler, Copy Machine, Coffee Brewing
Donald Trump yelling, "You're Fired")