Song Parodies -> John Kerry
| Original Song Title: | "Zombie" |
| Original Performer: | The Cranberries |
| Parody Song Title: | "John Kerry" |
| Parody Written by: | Phil Nelson |
Ever notice how much John Kerry looks like a zombie?
Another blank look into space
Mind is slowly taken
And his mouth always is open
Seems like he's sleepwalkin'
With his arms stretched out, see
Yeah it is John Kerry
His big head, his big head
Is a zombie
With his staring out there
Seems he's on tranquilizers
He must be, he must be
A real zombie
Yeah John Kerry
Yeah he is a
Zombie, zombie, zombie, ei ei
Yeah he stands there
In a trance, where
He's a zombie, zombie, ei, ei
oh, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Another dream takes over,
now he's half awake
For midnight snacks, he goes out,
moans loudly and eats cake
He goes to his meeting,
where he talks in his sleep
Then he roams the streets
for his victims
Just like Frankenstein,
He's out there all the time
He's a zombie, walking loose
Among us
Yeah John Kerry
Yeah he is a
Zombie, zombie, zombie, ei ei
Yeah he stands there
In a trance, where
He's a zombie, zombie, ei, ei
oh, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Mind is slowly taken
And his mouth always is open
Seems like he's sleepwalkin'
With his arms stretched out, see
Yeah it is John Kerry
His big head, his big head
Is a zombie
With his staring out there
Seems he's on tranquilizers
He must be, he must be
A real zombie
Yeah John Kerry
Yeah he is a
Zombie, zombie, zombie, ei ei
Yeah he stands there
In a trance, where
He's a zombie, zombie, ei, ei
oh, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Another dream takes over,
now he's half awake
For midnight snacks, he goes out,
moans loudly and eats cake
He goes to his meeting,
where he talks in his sleep
Then he roams the streets
for his victims
Just like Frankenstein,
He's out there all the time
He's a zombie, walking loose
Among us
Yeah John Kerry
Yeah he is a
Zombie, zombie, zombie, ei ei
Yeah he stands there
In a trance, where
He's a zombie, zombie, ei, ei
oh, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
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Hey, I like John Kerry. I'm gonna vote for him this fall.
I like it, Phil and I agree
Strange stuff for a political parody, but 434. Why couldn't you have changed the "Zombie" words to "Kerry"?
You're right agrimorfee. I didn't realize that eariler. I suppose he could have done that; after all, he changed the title to "John Kerry"... by the way, I voted 4 for pacing, 2 for how funny, and 3 for overall.
I just assumed the Zombie words were Kerry. Oh well. Not bad.
Very good parody, and I'm not offended(I'm Demo/Lib).
Being the biggest Cranberries west of the Atlantic, I gotta say...pretty good job...a few pacing problems, but I guess you could call me a pacing nazi. 354 for your efforts.
Cranberries "FAN"...dang it...lol...and Step-chan...a liberal with sense...time to go play the lottery, i might hit it today ;-)
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