Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Linger (The Fart Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Linger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cranberries

Parody Song Title:

"Linger (The Fart Song)"

Parody Written by:

Ray Mabry

The Lyrics

Linger (The Fart Song)

Once it's, Once it's in the air
No one should care
Don't make that face
I'm sure i'm not being rude
It was just a little toot
It tore the room apart
It's ruining everything

At this point
The air it smells like poo
A third world public school
But why did you turn off "Rock Band"?
Can't you turn on a fan?
Or burn a match this time
Why'd you make me leave the room?

It's so insulting
Although i'm full of toxic fumes
You've got me labeled as a stinker-ah-ha-ha
Do you have to let it Linger?
Yes I have to, Yes I have to
Yes I have to let it linger

Guess...that's...what Denny's will do
I thought nothing could go wrong
It turned my bum, into a bomb

If you, If you could just buy
Incense to be nice
I wouldn't be so confused
When you push me out the room
and you wouldn't scare *"the moo"
When your yelling like you do

It's so insulting
Although i'm full of toxic fumes
You've got me labeled as a stinker-ah-ha-ha
Do you have to let it Linger?
Yes I have to, Yes I have to
Yes I have to let it linger

It's so insulting
Although i'm full of toxic fumes
You've got me labeled as a stinker-ah-ha-ha
Do you have to let it Linger?
Yes I have to, Yes I have to
Yes I have to let it linger

Although i'm full of toxic fumes
You've got me labeled as a stinker-ah-ha-ha
Do you have to let it Linger?
Yes I have to, Yes I have to
Yes I have to let it linger
*moo is the name of my friends cat the linger thing started out as a joke between us so I thought i'd throw that in there just for us lol.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 1
 0
 
 4   1
 1
 2
 
 5   4
 3
 3
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Phil Nelson - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
I love fart parodies. Excellent parody to one of my favorite songs
Recommended - January 20, 2010 - Report this comment
For you and your friend: try "Fart In An Elevator" by Barry & The Bookbinders.
2Eagle - January 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Fire five toxic torpedos.
Ray Mabry - January 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Thankyou :)

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/thecranberries18.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1511