I feel, feel my stomach churn
And toss and turn, I'm feeling faint
Found a finger in my food
Looks like it is from some dude
A little body part
Such a displeasing thing
And I saw, I saw it had turned blue
Where it came from no one knew
It got cut off from someone's hand
In chili it did land
From a victim of a crime?
No one really had a clue

It gives me the creeps
Fingers are not too cool in food
might be from some chili slinger
In my fast food there's a finger
In my fast food, In my fast food
In my fast food there's a finger

Wasn't from the Wendy's crew
So to whom did it belong?
Their finger's gone
Yes it's gone
But when the police came by
I told a big lie
But they said I was accused
And that they were not amused
And that they all really knew
Just what I had tried to do

(Repeat 3X)
Now I'm in it deep
'Cause I tried to fool all you
With somebody else's finger
In my fast food stuck a finger
In my fast food, In my fast food
In my fast food stuck a finger