Song Parodies -> No One Knows
| Original Song Title: | "Heaven Knows" |
| Original Performer: | The Corrs |
| Parody Song Title: | "No One Knows" |
| Parody Written by: | Leo |
Is reality stranger than fiction? Well, after reading about a California vice principal who demanded to see if the female students were wearing thong underwear at a high school dance (and sending home those who did wear thongs), we think so. We have to ask: what on earth was she thinking?
(Instrumental intro)
She wasn't so smart
Pried legs apart
"Now show undies to me"
Reason to leave
With no reprieve
Now what are we to do?
Send, send her away, she'll be leaving
She won't get away scot-free
No more, no more for underwear peeking
What did she want the girls to do
Hiked skirts up high, what is below
Don't show me a thong
What was on her mind
Oh what could we find
Right now no one knows
Now, after that night
Things aren't right
"Oh please, don't sue poor me"
Parents so aggrieved
They'll make her leave
Now what are we to do?
Send, send her away, she'll be leaving
She won't get away scot-free
No more, no, no more since she wasn't thinking
Lacked her common sense too
None, in her mind, none in her soul
Now she must soon go
What was on her mind
Oh, what could we find
Right now no one knows
What was on her mind
What was on her mind, oh
What was on her mind
What was on her mind, oh, oh, oh, oh
Send, oh send her away, she'll be leaving
Lacked her common sense too
None in her mind, none in her soul
Now she must soon go
What was on her mind
Oh what could we find
Right now no one knows
Hiked skirts up high, what is below
Don't show me a thong
What was on her mind
Oh what could we find
Right now no one knows (no one knows)
None in her mind, none in her soul
Now she must soon go (no one knows)
What was on her mind
Oh what could we find
Right now no one knows (no one knows)
She wasn't so smart
Pried legs apart
"Now show undies to me"
Reason to leave
With no reprieve
Now what are we to do?
Send, send her away, she'll be leaving
She won't get away scot-free
No more, no more for underwear peeking
What did she want the girls to do
Hiked skirts up high, what is below
Don't show me a thong
What was on her mind
Oh what could we find
Right now no one knows
Now, after that night
Things aren't right
"Oh please, don't sue poor me"
Parents so aggrieved
They'll make her leave
Now what are we to do?
Send, send her away, she'll be leaving
She won't get away scot-free
No more, no, no more since she wasn't thinking
Lacked her common sense too
None, in her mind, none in her soul
Now she must soon go
What was on her mind
Oh, what could we find
Right now no one knows
What was on her mind
What was on her mind, oh
What was on her mind
What was on her mind, oh, oh, oh, oh
Send, oh send her away, she'll be leaving
Lacked her common sense too
None in her mind, none in her soul
Now she must soon go
What was on her mind
Oh what could we find
Right now no one knows
Hiked skirts up high, what is below
Don't show me a thong
What was on her mind
Oh what could we find
Right now no one knows (no one knows)
None in her mind, none in her soul
Now she must soon go (no one knows)
What was on her mind
Oh what could we find
Right now no one knows (no one knows)
Copyright 2002 by Leo. More rewrites atLeo's Song Parody Page
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