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Song Parodies -> "Don't Say You Bribed Me"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Say You Love Me"

Original Performer:

The Corrs

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Say You Bribed Me"

Parody Written by:

Leo

The Lyrics

The Salt Lake City Olympics may have come and gone, but who can forget the controversy over the pairs skating competition.
I've was a judge, on Olympic ice
And I've been bribed before
And when you want the gold
I've waited there, as though you don't want it at all

I know you think, I screwed it up
It should have been the Canadians
But now all the teams know, and they are sure
That I can be bribed anytime

We'll strike a deal once you close the door
If you want the gold you'll have to pay more

Don't say you bribed me, for the gold medal
Don't even approach me if you're not gonna pay
If you can't afford gold, we'll give you the silver
Make it a mil, I'll give the gold away

They caught myself, selling my vote
And then, I had no choice
Somone pressured me, it was all too much
I know, I didn't have a choice...

Don't say you bribed me, for the gold medal
Don't even approach me if you're not gonna pay
If you can't afford gold, we'll give you the silver
Make it a mil, I'll give the gold away

(Instrumental solo)

We'll strike a deal once you close the door
If you want the gold you'll have to pay more

Don't say you bribed me, for the gold medal
Don't even approach me if you're not gonna pay
If you can't afford gold, we'll give you the silver
Make it a mil, I'll give the gold away

Don't even approach me if you're not gonna pay
If you can't afford gold, we'll give you the silver
Make it a mil (make it a mil), I'll give the gold away
Give the gold away, give the gold away
Copyright 2002 by Leo.More rewrites atLeo's Song Parody Page

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