What's that whimperin'? Not at ease?
Ate big helpings with ‘seconds, please’?
Guts in pain and hurting bad?
Over-did it? Yes you have

Big guy came to eat, now he can't move fast enough
You had best stay away when those people get the runs

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The cramped up indigestion’s got you sad?
The heartburn’s burnin’ and the nausea’s bad
Upset stomach has you cryin’, man?
Diarrhea puts you on the ‘can’…

You had a real bad day, and you wish this thing was done
Now you people know that you oughta reach for some…

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Throw back a bottle of Pink
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You ate fries, man – Put two steaks away
Eight Caesar salads – Four milk shakes
Key lime pie-ie-ies, wow – but not full, you say
‘Bring me some tacos!’ – What a day!

You had a real bad day, and you wish this thing was done
Now you people know that you oughta reach for some…

Pepto. Try it (Try it!)
Throw back a bottle of Pink
Pepto. Try it (Try it!)
Really does more than you think.
Pepto. Try it (Try it!)
Throw back a bottle of Pink
Pepto. Try it (Try it!)
Really does more than you think.

You need some Pepto! Try it!
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