-> "Pepto Bismol"
Original Song Title:
"Zoot Suit Riot"
Parody Song Title:
"Pepto Bismol"
The Lyrics
What's that whimperin'? Not at ease?
Ate big helpings with ‘seconds, please’?
Guts in pain and hurting bad?
Over-did it? Yes you have
Big guy came to eat, now he can't move fast enough
You had best stay away when those people get the runs
Pepto. Try it (Try it!)
Throw back a bottle of Pink
Pepto. Try it (Try it!)
Really does more than you think.
Pepto. Try it (Try it!)
Throw back a bottle of Pink
Pepto. Try it (Try it!)
Really does more than you think.
Pepto Bismol!
The cramped up indigestion’s got you sad?
The heartburn’s burnin’ and the nausea’s bad
Upset stomach has you cryin’, man?
Diarrhea puts you on the ‘can’…
You had a real bad day, and you wish this thing was done
Now you people know that you oughta reach for some…
Pepto. Try it (Try it!)
Throw back a bottle of Pink
Pepto. Try it (Try it!)
Really does more than you think.
Pepto. Try it (Try it!)
Throw back a bottle of Pink
Pepto. Try it (Try it!)
Really does more than you think.
You need some Pepto! Try it!
You need some Pepto! Try it!
You ate fries, man – Put two steaks away
Eight Caesar salads – Four milk shakes
Key lime pie-ie-ies, wow – but not full, you say
‘Bring me some tacos!’ – What a day!
You had a real bad day, and you wish this thing was done
Now you people know that you oughta reach for some…
Pepto. Try it (Try it!)
Throw back a bottle of Pink
Pepto. Try it (Try it!)
Really does more than you think.
Pepto. Try it (Try it!)
Throw back a bottle of Pink
Pepto. Try it (Try it!)
Really does more than you think.
You need some Pepto! Try it!
You need some Pepto! Try it!
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