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Song Parodies -> "One Addicting Game"

Original Song Title:

"What You Own"

Original Performer:

The cast of RENT

Parody Song Title:

"One Addicting Game"

Parody Written by:

Marianne E. B. Markham

The Lyrics

When I was still in my FF7 craze, I wrote this. It was about months ago, and this is one of my favorite FF7 based spoofs. I hope you laugh hard like I did when I first wrote it. XD
Don't breathe too deep! Don't think too hard...
It is okay to get into the game.
On the 3 discs: hours of play.
Don't forget, eat! Sleep! Take a break!

In Final Fantasy 7- there are tons and tons of stuff to do!
It's Final Fantasy 7- the RPG that you must choose!
In Final Fantasy 7- there are lots of monsters and action...
...One addicting game!

Without you Cloud can't move! Without you Cloud can't chooooose!
With that controller in your hand, it is up to yooooooooou!
Just remain alert. Expect the unexpected!
Just don't give in or it's game over!!

In Final Fantasy 7- there are things that are just optional.
In Final Fantasy 7- there's mostly no limit!
It's Final Fantasy 7- it's a game that you'll never stop playing...
...One addicting game!

You do not need everything, in it, to beat, the game!
I suggest you buy a strategy guide!
'Cause there are some things that can be difficult.
And you may not know just what to doooooooo!
Don't bother renting it because it's so long.
Just go buy it at a store near yooooooooou!

Ready, get set, GO. Head out the door now!
Before they run out!
This is something you won't regret!

In Final Fantasy 7- there are lots of magic powers to use.
It's Final Fantasy 7- one of 12 unique, great games!
In Final Fantasy 7- you'll get addicted to the storyline...
...And you're not alooooooooooooooone!!!
You're not aloooooooooooooooooooone!!!
You're not aloooooooooooooooooooooone!!!

2003 by Marianne E. B. Markham

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Birgitta - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
You seemed pretty excited writing this,lol. I never did get the FF's. I stink,lol. GJ
Olvan The Terrible - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody, though I never heard the original song. To me, FF7 is the best FF. FF6 has the best music, though.
Marianne E. B. Markham - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks a lot for your comments! Birgitta, well, I actually was excited in putting this parody onto AmIRight, for i think it's one of the best ones i've written. And yes, you do stink for not getting FF7! lol kidding... It's okay, but if you have the chance, it's for playstation 1. Well, Olvan, just see this as a poem. and indeed, FF7 is a great game. I got so hooked on it. Now I'm just as hooked on The Legend of Dragoon! Just as addicting, need to beat Virage #2 on disc 2 still. That monster's one tough cookie! :-

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