-> "Don't Fancy Him"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Marry Her"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Fancy Him"
The Lyrics
Think of him with crusty toenails
Clipping them in bed
Lazing there all fat and smelly
Think of me instead
I may not be the greatest athlete
Or win at spelling bees
Don't fancy him have me
His bald head shines in sunlight
His moustache is greasy
Got a PHD in doing nowt
He's been knighted in watching TV
He watches X Files daily
He has no made routine
Don't fancy him have me
In 50 years when you're both old and going gray
You'll realise your mistake and run away
You'll have to clean his mess
Whilst he's scratching his chest
Don't fancy him have me
Those ugly Monday mornings
Your husbands still in bed
He can't be arsed to get a job
So he lies around instead
He'll use up all your money
He'll take your cash for free
Don't fancy him have me
Sitting rooms a pig sty
The kitchens even worse
Your "darling's" out and getting p*ssed
With that twenty from your purse
You haven't got a penny
He spends it all with glee
Don't fancy him have me
When he makes a mess you clean it up
You have no choice
You have no point, no values
Or a voice
He won't listen to you
Not a thing you can do
Don't fancy him have me
When your sons grow up and steal for fun
Police at your door
Then you realise you don't need it anymore
He does the same all week
And he won't let you speak
So don't fancy him...
..have meee
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