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Song Parodies -> "One Last Whiskey"

Original Song Title:

"One Last Love Song"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beautiful South

Parody Song Title:

"One Last Whiskey"

Parody Written by:

Chris Warne

The Lyrics

The original is a great song - but I'm pleased with my re-make. It touches Paul's usual song-writing genre, of drinking. It's about a heavy drinker in denial.
I once had a friend who I loved from my heart
But it damaged my liver it damaged my heart
Now I'm moaning the blues like the rest of the charts
Want you back

So I'll cry all day long
And I'll cry all night long
And they'll say I'm no fun anymore
So here's to an old fashioned lemon and lime
Say 'cheers' to a lifetime of bore

Give me one last whiskey
To bring me back, bring me back
Give me one last vodka
To put down my neck, down my neck
Give him a tonic and give him a gin
Give him a beer gut he's looking too thin
If he knocks when we're shut, we'll still let him in
Let him die, let him die

Just finished George Bests autobiography
It gave me some hope of a recovery
But the papaers today tell a different story
He's gone back

So I'll cry all day long
And I'll cry all night long
'Till the tears wash away with the drink
I'll keep all the beer stashed away from me
But I won't pour it all down the sink

Give me one last whiskey
To bring me back, bring me back
Give me one last vodka
To put down my neck, down my neck
Give him a tonic and give him a gin
Give him a beer guy he's looking too thin
If he knocks when we're shut, we'll still let him in
Let him die, let him die, let him die.
I can play the piano to this one too, yay!!

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.5

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Quoix - January 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Amazing pacing and a brilliant parody - And yes, Paul would be proud. 5-5-5 all the way :D

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