Song Parodies -> Don't Bomb Iraq (Tony)
| Original Song Title: | "Don't Marry Her (F*ck Me)" |
| Original Performer: | The Beautiful South |
| Parody Song Title: | "Don't Bomb Iraq (Tony)" |
| Parody Written by: | Taoist |
As I write this, his royal highness Tony Blair is waging a savage war against democracy which he hopes to extend to the people of Iraq. This song reflects the (apparent) views of the majority of British people whom our glorious leader is completely ignoring.
Think of all the little infants
Lying there all dead
While your own kids are watching telly
or tucked up tight in bed
How did you grow so cold and nasty
How come you can't see
Don't bomb Iraq, Tony
And your morals melt like ice cream
But your master's eyes are glistening
You've a PhD in appeasing Bush
And a knighthood in fine ass-kissing
Your speeches are all bollocks
No evidence we see
Don't bomb Iraq, Tony
And we used to think we had our own democracy
Then we realise we can't choose our policy
We have to follow Bush
Lead us blindly into war
Don't bomb Iraq, Tony
Those lovely US missiles
Will kill Iraqis dead
But the British don't like murder, Tony
Get that into your head
You claim it's about weapons
But oil's the real key
Don't bomb Iraq, Tony
The inspectors having been looking
But real weapons, Saddam lacks
You say that he's just hiding things
But where are all the facts
You claim to serve the people
But you're a despot now we see
Don't bomb Iraq, Tony
And we used to think we had our own democracy
Then we realise we can't choose our policy
You have to follow Bush
Lead us blindly into war
Don't bomb Iraq, Tony
Lying there all dead
While your own kids are watching telly
or tucked up tight in bed
How did you grow so cold and nasty
How come you can't see
Don't bomb Iraq, Tony
And your morals melt like ice cream
But your master's eyes are glistening
You've a PhD in appeasing Bush
And a knighthood in fine ass-kissing
Your speeches are all bollocks
No evidence we see
Don't bomb Iraq, Tony
And we used to think we had our own democracy
Then we realise we can't choose our policy
We have to follow Bush
Lead us blindly into war
Don't bomb Iraq, Tony
Those lovely US missiles
Will kill Iraqis dead
But the British don't like murder, Tony
Get that into your head
You claim it's about weapons
But oil's the real key
Don't bomb Iraq, Tony
The inspectors having been looking
But real weapons, Saddam lacks
You say that he's just hiding things
But where are all the facts
You claim to serve the people
But you're a despot now we see
Don't bomb Iraq, Tony
And we used to think we had our own democracy
Then we realise we can't choose our policy
You have to follow Bush
Lead us blindly into war
Don't bomb Iraq, Tony
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