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Song Parodies -> "Don't Bomb Iraq (Tony)"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Marry Her (F*ck Me)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beautiful South

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Bomb Iraq (Tony)"

Parody Written by:

Taoist

The Lyrics

As I write this, his royal highness Tony Blair is waging a savage war against democracy which he hopes to extend to the people of Iraq. This song reflects the (apparent) views of the majority of British people whom our glorious leader is completely ignoring.
Think of all the little infants
Lying there all dead
While your own kids are watching telly
or tucked up tight in bed

How did you grow so cold and nasty
How come you can't see
Don't bomb Iraq, Tony

And your morals melt like ice cream
But your master's eyes are glistening
You've a PhD in appeasing Bush
And a knighthood in fine ass-kissing

Your speeches are all bollocks
No evidence we see
Don't bomb Iraq, Tony

And we used to think we had our own democracy
Then we realise we can't choose our policy
We have to follow Bush
Lead us blindly into war
Don't bomb Iraq, Tony

Those lovely US missiles
Will kill Iraqis dead
But the British don't like murder, Tony
Get that into your head

You claim it's about weapons
But oil's the real key
Don't bomb Iraq, Tony

The inspectors having been looking
But real weapons, Saddam lacks
You say that he's just hiding things
But where are all the facts

You claim to serve the people
But you're a despot now we see
Don't bomb Iraq, Tony

And we used to think we had our own democracy
Then we realise we can't choose our policy
You have to follow Bush
Lead us blindly into war
Don't bomb Iraq, Tony

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