Cause nobody can do it like computers can,
Come on

DarkJon64:
I've got a 3 double-O, 3 double-O price
Tryin' to win the auction for a bike that's nice
Do me a favor and drop your mice,
I'm at my computer on the auctioning site

S.T.G.:
My name's S.T.G. and that bike is my choice.
Tomorrow I'll go on Ebay for a Rose Royce
Y'all log right on to challenge me, you boyz.
Cause I'm on all the time, EBAY, make some noice.

Junior:
Don't worry 'bout the bike, it's already paid
for me that is, then I'll have it made
I do the click-click on the link so I can wage
Everyday I get on e-bay in a hurried rage

Three PCs and one E-Bay
Who will get the bike? No one today...
Hey Auction Guy, what cha got to say
{"And the bike goes to..."}

S.T.G.:
Mountain trick bikes are my only dream.
Puttin' down a fifty, or just 63.
Beastie Boys "Sabatoge" is my auctioning theme.
I'm gonna get it, it's mine for the keep.

Junior:
Always updated in rain or snow
My chances on gettting it are not just so-so
oh my gosh, i'm losing it, this is amazing, (WOAH!!)
My lead on e-bay is like a yo-yo

DarkJon64:
Well my name is DarkJon with a 64,
Don't ask me not to bid no more,
I'm known to win, I'm known to score,
So don't get mad if I clear the floor.

ALL:
Three PCs and one E-Bay
Who will win this bike? No one today...
Hey Auction Guy, what cha got to say?
{Do I hear $30 $40 right there in the--$50.....}

Computa... run fasta...
(beep beep)

Junior:
Can't wait to get my bike and try to take a ride
I grab onto the handle bars and let the bike glide
I'll be all ecstatic and satisfied
I never wanna let another bid slip by

DarkJon64:
We be biddin high into the thousand bucks,
Causing all our credit cards to suck,
We might as well all buy a brand new truck
But don't worry I'll take all the luck

S.T.G.:
Me and DarkJon and Junior see,
That we're the top buyer, Ebay's the place to be
To buy everything, it ain't cheap or free,
With DJ, Junior, we're makin' history.

ALL:
Three PCs and one E-Bay
Who will win this bike? No one today...
Hey Auction Guy, what cha got to say?
{God dammit, we're all out of money....}