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Song Parodies -> "3 PC's and 1 Ebay"

Original Song Title:

"3 MC's and 1 DJ"

Original Performer:

The Beastie Boys

Parody Song Title:

"3 PC's and 1 Ebay"

Parody Written by:

DarkJon64, Junior, and S.T.G.

The Lyrics

Cause nobody can do it like computers can,
Come on

I've got a 3 double-O, 3 double-O price
Tryin' to win the auction for a bike that's nice
Do me a favor and drop your mice,
I'm at my computer on the auctioning site

My name's S.T.G. and that bike is my choice.
Tomorrow I'll go on Ebay for a Rose Royce
Y'all log right on to challenge me, you boyz.
Cause I'm on all the time, EBAY, make some noice.

Don't worry 'bout the bike, it's already paid
for me that is, then I'll have it made
I do the click-click on the link so I can wage
Everyday I get on e-bay in a hurried rage

Three PCs and one E-Bay
Who will get the bike? No one today...
Hey Auction Guy, what cha got to say
{"And the bike goes to..."}

Mountain trick bikes are my only dream.
Puttin' down a fifty, or just 63.
Beastie Boys "Sabatoge" is my auctioning theme.
I'm gonna get it, it's mine for the keep.

Always updated in rain or snow
My chances on gettting it are not just so-so
oh my gosh, i'm losing it, this is amazing, (WOAH!!)
My lead on e-bay is like a yo-yo

Well my name is DarkJon with a 64,
Don't ask me not to bid no more,
I'm known to win, I'm known to score,
So don't get mad if I clear the floor.

Three PCs and one E-Bay
Who will win this bike? No one today...
Hey Auction Guy, what cha got to say?
{Do I hear $30 $40 right there in the--$50.....}

Computa... run fasta...
(beep beep)

Can't wait to get my bike and try to take a ride
I grab onto the handle bars and let the bike glide
I'll be all ecstatic and satisfied
I never wanna let another bid slip by

We be biddin high into the thousand bucks,
Causing all our credit cards to suck,
We might as well all buy a brand new truck
But don't worry I'll take all the luck

Me and DarkJon and Junior see,
That we're the top buyer, Ebay's the place to be
To buy everything, it ain't cheap or free,
With DJ, Junior, we're makin' history.

Three PCs and one E-Bay
Who will win this bike? No one today...
Hey Auction Guy, what cha got to say?
{God dammit, we're all out of money....}

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