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Song Parodies -> "Teach Ya How To Fight"

Original Song Title:

"Wake Up Everybody"

Original Performer:

Teddy Pendergrass

Parody Song Title:

"Teach Ya How To Fight"

Parody Written by:

Fitu Petaia

The Lyrics

Watch Everybody let me teach you karate
How to fight a robber in the stolen bank
If he tries to threat have a detective shoot him

Let me show you how to break his arms
Kick him in butt trip him on the floor neatly
And show you how to do shoe kicking
Do the best you can like how Jackie does it

You should watch kung fu movies
So you can watch they do in Hong Kong
Watch what Jackie does in Protector
Don't laugh because this is very serious karate

Next step is to filp over the person face
When he tries to knife you you just kick him in the parts
And when a kid comes up to you just do a flip again

The other step is to watch out for guns
If you get shot in the leg have your tuff brother beat him up
Try to get his both hands try to do something in the same place
You see Harry killing somebody badguy in the city


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Ra'akone - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Tolu Lima's, Fitu! Ok, enough of the numbers (which incidently can be the name of a gun when put together) I like it. Nice Jackie and Harry references. All that's missing is Bruce Lee! *hehehe* Your guide to butt-kicking is funny. ~Ra'akone
Crystal - October 09, 2005 - Report this comment
That was the dumbest thing I've ever read in my life! How could you possibly think that your little parody was even funny? It's incredibly stupid!

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