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Song Parodies -> "Sonic The Hedgehog"

Original Song Title:

"Institutionalized"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Suicidal Tendencies

Parody Song Title:

"Sonic The Hedgehog"

Parody Written by:

DJ Blaze

The Lyrics

In the same vein as Kermit's Angry Rant Song, this is Sonic complaining about all the bad things in his life.
I was going down the road, at about 10,000,000 MPH,
And I got stopped by some cop, and he said “You were speeding!”,
And I’m like “No, I wasn’t speeding. If I’m running,
It doesn’t count as speeding.” and he’s like “Yes, you were speeding! Tell that to the judge!” and I’m like “No! I wasn’t speeding!
Why don’t you clock me with your radar gun?!” and I started running,
And I was so fast, his radar gun exploded,
And he was like “You are speeding!!!!”
And I’m like “How can I be speeding if the monitor says ‘ERR’?!”
And he’s like “You broke my radar gun! You're going to prison!"

If bikers go bout 103,
Then why don’t they let me get off scot-free
I’m a hedgehog, and I go real fast
But why doesn’t anyone let me pass!?

I'm not crazy! (You were speeding!)
You're the one that's crazy! (No, you were speeding!!!)
You're driving me crazy! (You're still speeding!!!!)
They put me in these video games
But everything just seems so lame
When the five-o are after you
There’s nothing much a blue hedgehog can do!

I was in my room, and Tails is like
“Hey Sonic, I’ve been noticing that you’ve been acting strange lately,
And I think that you should stop running around a relax a bit”
And I’m like “Hey Tails, doesn’t the theme song say the words
‘No talk of relaxation’? So I’ve gotta keep going, no matter what!”
And he’s like “But Sonic, you’re gonna get so tired that you won’t be able Tto fight Eggman when he attacks!”
And I’m like “No!! I gotta keep my speed level up!!” and he’s like
“Then why don’t you give me 5 bucks so I can go get a Pepsi!”
And I’m like “No!!! Get your own 5 bucks! Get your own Pepsi!"

Tails is usually a good chum
But now he’s acting kinda dumb
If he can’t stop me no one can
So stop ranting bout Dr. Eggman!

I'm not crazy!!!! (Go get me 5 bucks!)
You're the one that's crazy!! (Go fight Eggman!!)
You're driving me crazy!!!! (I want a Pepsi!!!!)
They put me in these video games
But everything just seems so lame
When the five-o are after you
There’s nothing much a blue hedgehog can do!

I was on “Deal or No Deal” and I chose case #7 as mine,
And it was like over in 3 seconds, and I got the million dollar case,
And Howie Mandel was like “Man, that was the fastest game of Deal
I've ever seen!” and I’m like “Thanks, but I gotta get going.”
And I take the million dollar case and run from the set, and they're like “You have to file Terms and Conditions before you get the money!!!!!!!!” And I just say “It's my money!!!! I'm spending it!!!!”
And they're like “Terms and Conditions!!!!!” and I’m like
“You're not taking any of my cold hard cash!!!!!!”
And they're like “Taxes!!!! Taxes!!!!”

The show was great, but I gotta go
I got the million, and won the show
They want my money, but I must go
Then no one's gonna take my dough!!

I'm not crazy!!!! (Terms and Conditions!)
You're the one that's crazy!! (Gotta pay the taxes!!)
You're driving me crazy!!!! (And where's my Pepsi??!!!!)
They put me in these video games
But everything just seems so lame
When the five-o are after you
There’s nothing much a blue hedgehog can do!

It doesn't matter. Soon I'll be in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, anyway.
Sorry if the pacing is off, but in a song like Institutionalized, you're really just talking.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Christie Marie M - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment
I've heard of this song before. Oh, and this radar gun situation reminds me of the time where I saw one of those Dukes of Hazzard episodes a while back. As for those cops, what do they expect from Sonic the Hedgehog? He's a fast runner, no matter what! I'm also a fan of Sonic games as well. Great job on a hard to pace parody! This France parody you saw before was hard for me to pace as well. I just rushed into it.
DJ Blaze - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks again, Christie! To quote Napoleon Dynamite, "So me and you are pretty much friends by now right?" I sort of got the idea for the radar gun from the Spongebob episode "Driven To Tears", in which Spongebob thinks Patrick is speeding, he stops the car, Bob asks the cop if Patrick is speeding, he uses the radar gun, and he says he's going 60 miles under the limit.
CalVOmess - May 31, 2009 - Report this comment
losing my typig skill . . PrinceNephew is looped . . . Bell to Loyola Go HedgHogs ! ! cute little critterers !
DJ Blaze - May 31, 2009 - Report this comment
????????????????????????????? Sorry, I'm confused.
SamuraiMaster - May 06, 2011 - Report this comment
I gotta agree with the pacing rating, but still funny as hell. And one of the best songs in Rock ever.
DJ Blaze - May 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, and yeah, I should rewrite this with better pacing someday.
Wild Child JIN - May 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Yes, I agree, you should "pace" it a little better, we wouldn't want to "sonic" "rush" the pacing in a parody, would we? ;-) But still good anyway! :-) 5's for the great effort at least, ;-)
Sonic the Hedgehog - February 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Hey, DJ Blaze. Thanks for writing a song about my fast speed. Though, I never really call my friend Tails dumb in the bad way... I'm just joking with him.
DJ Blaze - March 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Sonic! Glad to see that the Blue Blur appreciates my work :)
Danielle - July 29, 2018 - Report this comment
Hey! I didn't know the author of Terrifying P-Pal Dudes wrote a Sonic parody. I would've greatly appreciated it in 2009. Also, you watch SpongeBob? NIIICE. We should be friends. Do you know who Bill Wurtz is?

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