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Song Parodies -> "One Day"

Original Song Title:

"Someday"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sugar Ray

Parody Song Title:

"One Day"

Parody Written by:

M.S.G

The Lyrics

Wishing ya'll the best Valentines' Day...you lucky guys...*sob*
One day
If my wife has divorced I
I'll hitch a ride with some racist guys
Who'll be making fun of me

One day
In the lights of oncoming cars
I'll flap my wings, feathered and tar'd
I will die this way

Just close your eyes, pull the trigger, there
Where bullet goes, nobody cares
I'll be swimming with creatures at sea
I drowned myself 'cause you all hate me

One day
Wish those girls will look my way
No matter how many friends I have
They are never there for me

One day
When those thoughts begin to chime
I'll shoot myself, but instead this time
I will look away
Look the other way

Just close your eyes, pull the trigger, there
Where bullet goes, nobody cares
I'll be swimming with creatures at sea
I drowned myself 'cause you all hate me

So go, ahead, shoot yourself today
So go, ahead, shoot yourself today (today, today)

This day
Valentines' is a special day
For most of us 'cept this asian guy
There are no more left for me

One way
I'll hang myself with my own tie
They look around for the other guy
Look the other way
Look the other way
Look the other way
Look the other way
Look the other way
Look the other way
(One day)
And they'll look away

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Bob O'Mara - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, this parody was kind of good. Little off, but...I was not sure whether to laugh or cry...this sounds like a very serious topic. Is there something behind this parody?
M.S.G - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Valentine's Day sucks, especially for the lonely one.

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