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Song Parodies -> "Blow Up Your Phone"

Original Song Title:

"Answer The Phone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sugar Ray

Parody Song Title:

"Blow Up Your Phone"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

A treatise.
Hop on this here consumer ride
On hold, second call on the line
They broke AT&T to make rates slide down
Looking back , I now have a doubt
Seems politics had heavy clout
I wanna reach you bro, but there's no dialtone

Blow up your phone! Everywhere I roam
Sap you down to the bone, and do it again, do it again
Blow up your phone, rate hikes set in stone
Won't please leave us alone, you screwed us again, screwed us again

Tone signals are not flashing--Dead!
But at least you got your cool street cred
Your Razr's not as big as is my Bluetooth
The calls sound so damned tremulous
Static convos all get me pissed
"Can you hear me now?"--Obvious!
I missed you

Blow up your phone! Gotta mortgage your home
You gotta get you a loan just to pay it again, pay it again
Blow up your phone! Get your fancy ringtone
But don't you feel all alone? It's proven again, proven again

They attached all our lives to our telephones while we were sleeping
They attached all our lives to our telephones while we were sleeping
They attached all our lives to our telephones while we were sleeping

You remember how you used to call your Joes?
Now you can watch all your fave TV shows
And take photos of your face, even crop off your nose
They'll make your breakfast in the morning and pick out all your clothes!

Blow up your phone, please listen to my tome
Please won't you get off the phone and live life again, live life again?
Blow up your phone, just makes me wanna groan
Your ear stuck on the phone, and outside again, outside again
Live life again, live life again, just live life again
You gotta live life again, live life again, just live life again
Copyright 2007, Agrimorfee. Ma-ma-ma Bell!

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Matthias - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Great ______ Here!!!! Sorry Agr___orfee, Going through a tunnel!!!
Tommy Turtle - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Why does it seem like this "progress" has produced something worse than before? I'll text-message your vote to you -- naah, I'll just take a pic and forward it to you.... naah, I'll email it to your Blackberry...
Agrimorfee - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Totally OT here, but I would like to express my love of the Lemonade & Brownies album cover, which may or many not be viewed in the amazon.com links above right.
TJC - August 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Great Bell - bashin'! Um, I hope you don't mind that I'm replying on this here new-fangled i-Phone! Five monopolies for ya!
Rex - September 02, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) "They attached all our lives to our telephones while we were sleeping" is a FREAKING BRILLIANT line. The rest of the parody ain't bad either. :-)
bobpiecheese - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Funny how we both came up with the same rhyme for the title for the same OS. Aside from that little niggle, nice job!
Below Average Dave - September 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Very creative idea Agrimorfee. . .kinda the OPPOSITE of the original, which 180 parodies are always among my favorite ideas. . .dang cell phone companies have gone crazy with their charges. . .
Mikey Squirrel - September 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Can you hear me now? See those people behind me? They're my network. And they're saying good job, Agri.
Peter Andersson - September 23, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - I used to have a female coworker that referred to her cell phone as her "remote" because of the way she directed husband, children and friends with it. And that was before text messages, built in cameras and calendars. We lost touch when I moved but I'm willing to bet that by now when they as an alternative to ring tones have silent vibrators too she has probably divorced her husband and married one of them instead.
bobpiecheese - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above! Still wikkid!
Max Power - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Phone tap
Jason - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I can relate to phaulty phones? (or even faulty fones?) Ah, what the hell, 555
Phil Alexander - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment
I know where yo comin' from, Bro.
Red Ant - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Shame there's not more to work with in TOS. I liked this and can definitely relate: my DSL is yet again fuxxored (it took 16 minutes to d/l the video for this song) and my land line has more static in it than a dryer full of sheep. The last line of the last verse seemed awkward, but the line Rex cited was indeed brilliant.
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See Previous Comment, Still Awesome
wannabemustangjockey - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Interesting topic and boy, I know what that's like. $10 doesn't seem like much until you know that was for the text messages alone.
stuart mcarthur - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I can understand my phone (sort of) but I cannot understand the bills and the plan structures - but who am I to argue, I even have it with me in the shower - 555
Kristof Robertson - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Viva la freakin' revolution, Aggy! The less you get, the more you pay, and the telecoms fat cats are laughing all the way to the Swiss bank. Bravo. 555
Ethan Mawyer - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
This wasn't really hilarious, but it does have a good message with good execution.
Cat - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I don't see the big deal with cell phones, either—I just make calls on mine, I don't receive them! And get rid of that stupid Verizon guy while you're at it. 555.
Mikey Squirrel - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM- Commented before, still very good stuff, Agri.
Agrimorfee - January 16, 2010 - Report this comment
OS video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLG9NrP29zo

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